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Moishe and Miriam bought a fishing boat and started using it at their cottage. Moishe did most of the driving behind the wheel of the boat and got concerned about what might happen in an emergency. So one day out on the lake he said to Miriam, "Take the wheel, dear. Pretend that I am having a heart attack. You have to get the boat safely to shore and dock it."

So Miriam drove the boat to shore and safely docked it.

Later that evening, Miriam walked into the living room where Moishe was watching television. She sat down next to him, switched the TV channel, and said to him, "Please go into the kitchen, dear. Pretend I'm having a heart attack and set the table, cook dinner and wash the dishes."

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2

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