Members phkrause Posted September 7, 2020 Members Posted September 7, 2020 Old Morris Weisenstein had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed old Morris to hear 100%. Morris went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Mr. Weisenstein, your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again." To which Morris said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!" Theophilus and phkrause 2 Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Theophilus Posted September 13, 2020 Posted September 13, 2020 A man was stopped at a stop sign when another car drove up and hit him from behind. The man flew forward in his seat, hitting his mouth on his steering wheel. The driver in back ran up to him and asked "You Ok?" "No, I hit the steering wheel , and I think all of my teeth are broken." "Oh, no problem. I'll be right back." And he raced back to his car and brought up a briefcase full of false teeth. The gentleman tried them all on until he found the perfect fit. "Those gonna be OK?" "Yes, thanks! They fit great! You a dentist? "No. I'm a mortician." phkrause and Ellen 2 Quote
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