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Definition 1: Fortune-telling by listening to the sounds of the stomach (a giant leap forward from the use of entrails for the same purpose).

Weird.

Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.

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OOOOoooooo Wonder what it's called when they listen to the stomach AND the intestines. ROFL

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From time to time, my innards, and other's, do get mad when they are denied the things they like best, mainly anything edible or drinkable.

There are few things more embarrasing than a loud, obnoxious, angry stomach, making a scene in a quiet, but very public place.

One could predict, I suppose, that a noisy stomach means we'll be eating something very soon, we hope.

The Parable of the Lamb and the Pigpen https://www.createspace.com/3401451
 

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