Please ...Don't Leave Your Seat !

[SMAN]

Three men sitting on the same row in an airplane found that they were all heading to an orthopedics conference. A managed care executive had the window seat. In the middle was a malpractice lawyer. An orthopedic surgeon the aisle seat. The orthopedist, tired from doing on-call surgery all night, took off his shoes and leaned back to relax. Just then, the managed care exec decided to get up to get a drink.

"No, don't. Let me get it for you. It's easier to get up from the aisle seat", said the orthopedist. While he was gone, the managed care executive spit in the doctor's right shoe.

Just as the orthopedist had settled down to relax again, the lawyer said, "My, that drink looks good. I think I'll go get one myself."

"Please don't, you might fall and injure yourself. Let me get it for you." said the orthopedist. While he was gone, the lawyer spit in the orthopedist's left shoe.

When the plane landed, the orthopedist put on his shoes and realized what had happened. He looked at them in disgust, "How long must this go on?" he asked. "This fighting between our professions? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?"

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