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I don't think that orange juice is good for the keyboard, is it?

Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.

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Hang nail? No problem! I bet you can just pull it off easily

Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.

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Oh, sir, is that IV bothering you? You don't need the medicine that is dripping into it. Let me take that out....

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

 

George Bernard Shaw

 

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"oops" said the dentist.

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Meddle Not In the Affairs of Dragons; for You Are Crunchy and Taste Good with Ketchup.

If we all sang the same note in the choir, there'd never be any harmony.

Funny, isn't it, how we accept Grace for ourselves and demand justice for others?

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Hmm- so my little girl is learning how to cook! I can't wait to taste this...

Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.

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A bikini? At your age? SURE, why not?

Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.

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To toddler: What is that and where did it come from?

Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.

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I hate it when I bite my tongue!

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

 

George Bernard Shaw

 

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I wonder if I should have fixed the brakes on this dump truck..

"Please don't feed the drama queens.."

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This was actually said to me some years back. After I viewed the pictures of her home birth, she said:

"I've got the placenta in the freezer"

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Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.

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Gail said:

"I've got the placenta in the freezer"

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So what was she gonna do with it? Fry it up as a steak???

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

 

George Bernard Shaw

 

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So what was she gonna do with it? Fry it up as a steak???

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LOL No- actually she kept it in case something ever went wrong after the birth and it needed to be examined

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Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.

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Thoughts you never want to have....

......mmmmmmmmm Plaaa-cennnn-taaaa!

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Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

 

George Bernard Shaw

 

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Thoughts you never want to have....

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I wonder if I could out run that police car?

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Stan Jensen said:

Or

I wonder what peanut butter and avocados taste like together

(not that bad BUT not that good either)

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Depends upon your viewpoint. My wife thinks everything tastes better with peanut butter on it.

Lift Jesus up!!

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Said to your know-it-all teenager in front of his friends:

I remember when I used to breastfeed you

Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.

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I love that one Gail.

Said while after puting something back together.

Humm where does this go and do I really need?

.....Love others as well as you love yourself.

Matt 22:39 (The Message Bible)

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Hi, Neil!

In the same "vein" - are my Anesthesiologist and his assistant-wife continuing a morning argument instead of paying attention to me during surgery?

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"If you're all God has, is God in trouble?

-- Dr. Frederick K.C. Price

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