Dr. Shane Posted August 16, 2006 Posted August 16, 2006 Found this in an AA magazine: [:"blue"] ONE DAY, I SAW A SMILING, ELDERLY woman sitting on her porch, so I walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look. What is your secret for such a long, happy, life?" With a smile as slow as her words, she said "I smoke five packs of cigarettes a day, I drink light beer, dark beer, and that carb-friendly beer. When I wake up in the morning, I mix a little whiskey in my coffee and then polish off the whole bottle for lunch. I eat only junk food, I never exercise, and on weekends, I may raid the medicine cabinet to liven things up a little bit." "That's amazing!" I exclaimed. "How old are you?" "Twenty-four," she replied. Sherri B. Houston, Texas [/] Quote Pastoral Family Counselor... Find me at www.PostumCafe.com Author of Peculiar Christianity
Fran Posted August 16, 2006 Posted August 16, 2006 Shane; I really got a good laugh at this one. Too bad it is so real! My baby looks years older than she is. It makes me so sad. On the other had it WAS funny! Thanks for the laugh! I need all I can get now days! <img src="/adventist/images/graemlins/thankyousign.gif" alt="" /> Quote The greatest want of the world is the want of men who will not be bought or sold, men who in their inmost souls are true & honest, men who do not fear to call sin by its right name, men whose conscience is as true to duty..., men who will stand for the right though the heavens fall.{Ed 57.3}
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