Christian Pick-up Lines

[SMAN]

1) Nice bible

2) I would like to pray with you

3) You know Jesus, Me too

4) God told me to come talk to you

5) I know a church where we could go and talk

6) How about a hug, sister?

7) Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.

8) Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug

9) Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11

10) Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

11) What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?

12) I am here for you.

13) The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry", how about dinner?

14) You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.

15) You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?

16) Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

17) Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?

18) Nice bracelet. Who would Jesus date? I, I, mean "What Would Jesus Do"

19) Do you believe in Divine appointment?

20) Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?

21) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

22) The Bible says we should greet bretheren with a kiss of love.(1Pet 5:24)

23) You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a Christian.

24) Yeah I predicted David over Goliath.

25) What? Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark.

26) We have to hold hands when we pray so the circle won't be broken.

27) God has used you to teach me what true love really is.

28) Christians kiss before parting -- it's an old Jewish tradition.

29) I didn't believe in predestination till I met you.

30) I'll turn the other cheek for you, if you'll turn yours to me.

31) When they designed those Precious Moment figurines, I'll bet you were the model.

32) I have an extra dove pin. Want me to pin it on you?

33) Love is patient and kind, you know. If you'll be patient, I'll be kind.

34) Let's read the Bible together tonight. How about the Song of Solomon?

35) I just gave God my number can I have yours ?

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[cricket]

Having seen and heard some of these lines--and the people who use them--well, I think I need to go vomit now...

[Dr. Shane]

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9) Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11

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Again, if two lie together, then they have heat: but how can one be warm alone?

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[Amelia]

Ewww those gave me the creeps.

[olger]

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[Amelia]

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[rudywoofs (Pam)]

[]http://img.inkfrog.com/pix/Rudywoofs/icon_eek.gif[/] Ick.

[Gail]

Someone told me once that a guy will say ANYTHING to get what he wants