Amelia Posted September 5, 2006 Posted September 5, 2006 DOGS AND COMPUTERS: SAME OR DIFFERENT? * Favorite Food Dogs: kibbles Computers: bits * Method used to end undesirable behavior Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper Computers: hit control-alt-delete * After destruction of personal property D: dog not found C: file not found * Favorite trick D: roll over C: play dead * Comic-page hero D: Dogbert C: Dilbert * Fun way to mess with their heads D: peanut butter on roof of mouth C: peanut butter in CD-ROM drive * Consequence of virus D: replace valuable carpeting C: replace valuable data * Widely ignored government mandate D: leash law C: Communications Decency Act * Waste disposal tool D: pooper-scooper C: uninstaller (necessary only on Win-tel machines!) * Sensitive internal procedures D: must be undertaken by fully qualified professional C: may be undertaken by that guy at work who fixed "one kind-of like this" once * Method of marking territory D: lifting leg C: "Designed for Windows 95" * Unique behavior D: lick and drag C: click-and-drag * Inexplicable physical feature D: dewclaw C: scroll lock key * Estimated lifespan D: 12 years C: 12 months * At end of useful life D: euthanasia C: tax deduction Quote <p><span style="color:#0000FF;"><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">"Do not use harmful words, but only helpful words, the kind that build up and provide what is needed, so that what you say will do good to those who hear you."</span></span> Eph 4:29</span><br><br><img src="http://banners.wunderground.com/weathersticker/gizmotimetemp_both/US/OR/Fairview.gif" alt="Fairview.gif"> Fairview Or</p>
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