HUMOR

[Naomi]

I hate the idea of going under the knife. So I was

very upset when the doctor told me I needed a

tonsillectomy.

Later, the nurse and I were filling out an admission

form. I tried to respond to the questions, but I was

so nervous I couldn't speak. The nurse patted my

hand and said, "Don't worry. This medical problem

can easily be fixed, and it's not a dangerous

procedure."

"You're right. I'm being silly," I said, "please

continue."

"Good," the nurse went on, "Now, do you have a

living will?"