Thought For Today

[Gregory Matthews]

*  Elderly man rear-ends an expensive car in front of him at a Stop Sign.

* Joe, driver of the expensive car begins to berate the elderly driver and demand $10,000 for the damage.

*  Elderly man responds that he will telephone his son, John, who trains dolphins, who will take care of the situation.

*  Joe takes the cell phone and informs John that the wants an immediate $10,000.  John responds that he understands and will be there in a few minutes.

*  John arrives and shortly pounds Joe into a quivering heap.

*  John then turns to his Father and says:  "Dad, for the last time I do not train dolphins.  I train Navy Seals.