Moderators Bravus Posted December 10, 2006 Moderators Posted December 10, 2006 After the fun of the poetry threads in Townhall, Gail suggested maybe we could try something similar here in Humo(u)r[1]. So the plan is, I'll start us off with a joke but no punchline. The next poster provides a punchline for the joke (not necessarily the one I was thinking of), and a new punchlineless joke, and so on: How is a monkey like a computer? (the punchline can be logical, illogical or absurd... hopefully it's funny to at least some of us!) [1] OK, OK, I won't insist on the correct spelling of 'humour', given the server's location. Quote Truth is important
Administrators Gail Posted December 11, 2006 Administrators Posted December 11, 2006 Because it is only as smart as the bananas it's given... (Well- you did say absurd or illogical!!) What did one spider say to the other? Quote Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.
Moderators Bravus Posted December 11, 2006 Author Moderators Posted December 11, 2006 You never pay any attention to me: you spend all your time on the web! How many Adventist Forum members does it take to change a lightbulb? (be nice!) Quote Truth is important
bevin Posted December 11, 2006 Posted December 11, 2006 Don't know - that thread is still ongoing What are the first words Eve said to Adam? /Bevin Quote
Amelia Posted December 11, 2006 Posted December 11, 2006 Do you think this extra rib makes me look fat? What did the fork say to the spoon? Quote <p><span style="color:#0000FF;"><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">"Do not use harmful words, but only helpful words, the kind that build up and provide what is needed, so that what you say will do good to those who hear you."</span></span> Eph 4:29</span><br><br><img src="http://banners.wunderground.com/weathersticker/gizmotimetemp_both/US/OR/Fairview.gif" alt="Fairview.gif"> Fairview Or</p>
Administrators Gail Posted December 11, 2006 Administrators Posted December 11, 2006 "You might take the roundabout way to do things, but I get to the point!" Why was the mama snake mad at the teenager snake? Quote Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.
Administrators Gail Posted December 12, 2006 Administrators Posted December 12, 2006 Because he thought his hisssssssssstory homework was too lame Why did the cabbage win the race? Quote Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.
Administrators Gail Posted December 12, 2006 Administrators Posted December 12, 2006 Because he was a-head! (Groaners a-coming!!!) What is black and white and red all over? Quote Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.
bevin Posted December 12, 2006 Posted December 12, 2006 The South Africa Communist Party Newspaper What were the first words Jonah said upon being regurgitated? Quote
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