The Gospel According To Hilary

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The Gospel According to Hillary

Suddenly Democrats are turning to Jesus — but not to follow Him.

T.R. Clancy | March 2, 2026

 

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“For the wrath of man worketh not the righteousness of God.” (James 1:20)

 

Suddenly Democrats are turning to Jesus.  Not to follow Him — just to cherry-pick His words as weapons against conservative Christians.

The other night, Texas Democrat Senate candidate James Talarico was on Stephen Colbert’s Late Show, preaching against traditional Christians — i.e., “the religious right ... who convinced a lot of our fellow Christians” that God even thinks about gay marriage and abortion, let alone disapproves.  According to Talarico, these are “two issues that aren’t mentioned in the Bible.”

 

If his Bible doesn’t mention either “he created them male and female” or “thou shall not kill,” he should get his money back.

Democrat Ky. governor Andy Beshear told the women of The View that people want the “next authentic thing,” which, “for me, that’s my faith.”  That’s why he vetoed “the nastiest piece of anti-LGBTQ legislation that came through my state,” meaning a ban on the satanic practice of sex-denying surgeries on children.  “I said my faith teaches me that all children are children of God."

 

It must also teach him that subjecting the children of God to surgical de-sexing and mutilation is necessary to fix the ones God mistakenly created in the wrong bodies.

Last month, former CNN host Don Lemon livestreamed himself taking part in an illegal, BLM-organized, anti-ICE takeover of a Baptist worship service in St. Paul.  The takeover of Cities Church “so terrorized those inside that a woman broke her arm trying to flee, and children were seen quietly sobbing as their parents tried to comfort them.”  One deranged participant “screamed ‘Nazi’ in congregants’ faces and asked child congregants, ‘Do you know your parents are Nazis?  They’re going to burn in hell.’”  Essentially, Lemon said, the assault re-enacted Jesus overturning the moneychangers’ tables in the Temple.

 

Hillary Clinton’s recent anti-ICE editorial in The Atlantic, “MAGA’s War on Empathy,” is a harsh condemnation of Trump and MAGA’s “rejection of bedrock Christian values.”  It’s clearly the latest installment of her merciless bile-dumping on Trump and his supporters.  But this time she’s got a holy purpose: to show the stark “contrast between traditional Christian morality and Trumpian amorality.”  Her own “reading of the Bible” is her standard, along with “what I believe Jesus preached in his short time on Earth.”

She starts off asking readers to believe that, on first viewing the video of Alex Pretti’s death in Minneapolis, “I immediately thought of the parable of the Good Samaritan.”  Assuming most Americans know this story well (possibly excepting AOC and nine out of ten Jeopardy contestants), Jesus told it in response to being asked, “Who is my neighbor?”  Hillary’s spin is that Minneapolis’s anti-ICE uprising follows “an approach you could call ‘neighborism’ — a commitment to protecting the people around you, no matter who they are or where they came from.”  In effect, Pretti’s belligerent, armed, and hubristic confrontation with ICE makes him the Good Samaritan.  It also means the rest of the highly organized and funded mobs of whistle-blowing, spitting, car-ramming, F-word-screaming maniacs are Good Samaritans, too.

 

 

You can bet the AWFLS tormenting ICE officers don’t have third-world illegals as actual neighbors, either the criminal or merely unlawful, “innocent” kind.  But the illegal “neighbors” Democrats clearly are trying hardest to keep on American soil fall into the criminal category.  The upshot of all these protests, lawless court rulings,  indignant celebrity pronouncements, and kindergarten walkouts is that child abusers, rapists, human-traffickers, and murderers either don’t get deported or are judicially ordered back to America to resume victimizing their neighbors.

Because, podcaster Sasha Stone points out, to the left, “no American raped, assaulted, abused, or murdered by an illegal immigrant on their watch has any value whatsoever to them.”

 

Making Alex Pretti and Renee Good Samaritans calls for a complete parable rewrite.  Fortunately, mainstream clergypersons have drafts in hand.  Today’s progressive Samaritan, happening across someone beaten half to death in the road, is instantly aflame with empathy — for the obviously marginalized people reduced to beating him up.  His interest in the victim ends once he’s browbeaten from him which way his assailants took off.  “Neighborism” compels him to track them down, insisting on sheltering them in Jericho’s highest-priced inn, at his own (that is, at public) expense.  He assures the innkeeper he’ll cover all their costs going forward.  In perpetuity.

Hillary tactlessly offers Erika Kirk forgiving her husband’s murderer as the model of Christianity.  But she wants the model only so she can bash Trump.  “He would not forgive his enemies,” she sniffs.  As she would?  She could be her own model if hating Trump weren’t the reason she gets up in the morning.  There’s no hint in her article that she intends to imitate Jesus or Erika.  They’re included only to show up Trump and MAGA for the hell-bound reprobates they are.

Don Lemon’s no more ecumenical toward believers whose faith is “not the type of Christianity I practice.”  Who knows what he practices, except that it includes damning the faith of people he knows nothing about?  He scorns the beliefs of St. Paul’s Cities Church because (on no basis whatever) it “comes from ... white supremacy.”  They’re “the exact opposite of what Christianity is supposed to be about.”

He followed up on that big topic on Jennifer Welch’s podcast.  It’s significant he would choose Welch for this conversation, since she’s a virulent atheist, has zero church background, calls Christianity “a cancer,” hates white evangelicals as “the worst of our country,” and has suspiciously negative feelings against Pam Bondi’s crucifix.

As Lemon tells it, Jesus drove out the moneychangers because “he was tired of them ... not living up to the tenets of Christianity.”

It seems unfair of Jesus to take a whip to first-century Jews for “not following the tenets” of a New Covenant that had yet to be fully revealed.  He was angry that, being Jews, they knew better than to displace worshipers from the Court of the Gentiles just to use it as a market.  It was the only area where the law permitted God-fearing Gentiles — otherwise not allowed inside the Temple — to worship God.  What His Father meant for a house of prayer was turned into a “den of thieves.”

So Lemon’s comparison wasn’t so crazy — just backwards.  This time, the villains who thwarted the worship of God were Lemon and his thuggish Marxist accessories.  They maliciously hijacked a Christian church to stage a childish, blasphemous, publicity stunt.  If the Lord’s getting tired of anybody, it’s not the believers of Cities Church.

Democrats are pilfering scriptures to shame ICE-supporting Christians as haters.  They are the Party of Love, after all, where “hate has no home.”  Except, in a single year, the Love Party’s hate-filled tantrums have driven an 8,000% increase in death threats against ICE and a 3,200% increase in vehicular attacks.  Cognitive dissonance is one thing, but their Bible-thumping seems dangerously close to tempting God.  And, as Hillary’s own Bible should have made clear, “God is not mocked.” 

T.R. Clancy looks at the world from Dearborn, Michigan.  You can email him at trclancy@yahoo.com.