The Ag Inspector

[Ellen]

A cocky Department of Agriculture representative

stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer,

"I need to inspect your farm." The old farmer said

"OK, but don't go in that field."

The Agriculture representative said, "I have the

authority of the U. S.Government with me. See this card?

I am allowed to go wherever I wish on agricultural land."

So the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later,

he heard loud screams and saw the Department of

Agriculture Rep running for the fence and close behind was the

farmer's prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest

full of hornets and the bull was gaining on the Rep at

every step.

The Old farmer called out, "Show him your card!!,

Show him your Card!!"