Administrators Naomi Posted February 12, 2007 Administrators Posted February 12, 2007 ....... in your spare time . . . If people can have triplets and quadruplets why not singlets and doublets? Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Is there another word for synonym? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? Where do forest rangers go "to get away from it all"? What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Quote If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God
Administrators Gail Posted February 13, 2007 Administrators Posted February 13, 2007 I will have food for thought here to keep me up many nights... Quote Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.
Administrators Naomi Posted February 15, 2007 Author Administrators Posted February 15, 2007 Don't give it that much thought. You know what staying up many nights does for the complection! And, moods hehehehe Quote If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God
Ellen Posted February 25, 2007 Posted February 25, 2007 I like the Athism one and the endangered animal one and the canibal one. Ha ha ha Quote
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