Administrators Naomi Posted February 20, 2007 Administrators Posted February 20, 2007 There is a story about a new clerk in a supermarket. A customer asked him if she could buy half a grapefruit. Not knowing what to do, he excused himself to ask the manager. "Some nut out there wants to buy half a grapefruit.. ." he began, and, suddenly realizing that the customer had entered the office behind him, continued, "... and this lovely lady would like to buy the other half." The manager was impressed with the way the clerk amicably resolved the problem and they later started chatting. "Where are you from?" asked the store manager. "Lancaster, Pennsylvania, " replied the clerk, "home of ugly women and great hockey teams." "Oh, my WIFE is from Lancaster," challenged the manager. Without skipping a beat, the clerk asked, "What team was she on?" Quote If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God
Administrators Gail Posted February 23, 2007 Administrators Posted February 23, 2007 Good recovery! Quote Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.
Ellen Posted February 25, 2007 Posted February 25, 2007 That reminds me of the one about the salesman who was told by the little child to enter when he asked to see his mother. The child said she is in that room. The salesman opened the door to the bathroom where his mother was in the bathtub. He immediately said, "Sorry Sir" and shut the door. I thought that was also a good recovery. Quote
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