The driver

[Neil D]

The story is told of a man who was traveling down Oregon's I-5 freeway testing his new fast car. As he was racing down the highway, he noticed that there was a motorcycle cop with lights on coming up behind him. The man put the new car to the test and put the 'petal to the metal' and the race was on. After running down the highway, the man realized that he wasn't gonna out race the motorcycle cop and that he needed to come up with a story. He pulled over, and the policeman wanted to know why the man tried to outrun him. The man said, "well, sure it's like this. Last night, my wife left me for a policeman. I thought you were him and was trying to return her."

[SMAN]

The best excuse I have heard was from a nurse co-worker. Her first husband was a deputy sheriff and when she would get pulled over she would make him get out and show his badge.

Finally one time she got pulled over while alone.

When the officer came up to her window she put her head down on the wheel and said "Go away, I just wet my pants."

The officer stood there awkwardly for a moment then walked back to his patrol car and drove away.