Humour from Barely Adventist

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1. Satire:Adventist children report great disappointment over carob Easter eggs

   By news, March 27, 2016
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   • news
   • March 27, 2016

2. Satire:Michelle Obama launches Friday Night Haystacks as White House tradition

   By news, March 25, 2016
   • 2 replies
   • 466 views
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   • phkrause
   • March 26, 2016

3. Satire:Batchelor v Nelson Preach-Off scheduled for Batman v Superman opening night

   By news, March 24, 2016
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   • 405 views
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   • news
   • March 24, 2016

4. Satire:GC bans “Hear the pennies dropping” for encouraging cheapskate offerings

   By news, March 23, 2016
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   • 356 views
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   • news
   • March 23, 2016

5. Satire:“In Conclusion” rated most powerful sermons words in Adventism

   By news, March 22, 2016
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   • 402 views
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   • news
   • March 22, 2016

6. Satire:Report: Adventists feel guiltiest after Sabbath potluck

   By news, March 18, 2016
   • 4 replies
   • 497 views
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   • Gregory Matthews
   • March 29, 2016

7. Satire:Pacquiao assumes presidency of Adventist University of the Philippines

   By news, March 17, 2016
   • 0 replies
   • 680 views
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   • news
   • March 17, 2016

8. Satire:General Conference votes to stop all pastoral ordinations

   By news, March 14, 2016
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   • 369 views
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   • news
   • March 14, 2016

9. Satire:Trump asks Carson to endorse his “Gifted Hands”

   By news, March 11, 2016
   • 0 replies
   • 588 views
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   • news
   • March 11, 2016

10. Satire:Adventist manufacturer makes iron that won’t work on Sabbath

    By news, March 9, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 455 views
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    • news
    • March 9, 2016

11. Satire:Bear Grylls volunteers as World Pathfinder Director

    By news, March 7, 2016
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    • 594 views
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    • news
    • March 7, 2016

12. Wickedness in Barely Adventist

    By aka, March 7, 2016
    • 1 reply
    • 424 views
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    • JoeMo
    • March 7, 2016

13. Satire:18 million Adventists breathe sigh of relief as Carson ends campaign

    By news, March 4, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 421 views
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    • news
    • March 4, 2016

14. Satire:FDA recommends haystacks as “most balanced meal in America”

    By news, March 2, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 755 views
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    • news
    • March 2, 2016

15. Satire:GC on Leap Day: “Leaping for joy in church is OK”

    By news, February 29, 2016
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    • 353 views
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    • news
    • February 29, 2016

16. Satire:Offerings this Sabbath to go to reviving Carson Campaign

    By news, February 26, 2016
    • 1 reply
    • 465 views
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    • JoeMo
    • February 26, 2016

17. Satire:Union College announces recall of promotional postcard

    By news, February 25, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 478 views
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    • news
    • February 25, 2016

18. Satire:GC asks Adventists to stop drinking Roma as it sounds “too Catholic”

    By news, February 22, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 379 views
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    • news
    • February 22, 2016

19. Satire:Loma Linda University Church faces shutdown for not changing baptismal water

    By news, February 19, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 497 views
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    • news
    • February 19, 2016

20. Satire:Obama nominates Adventist Senate Chaplain Barry Black to Supreme Court

    By news, February 17, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 1k views
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    • news
    • February 17, 2016

21. Satire:Adventist Church publishes Netflix titles you can watch with your guardian angel

    By news, February 15, 2016
    • 1 reply
    • 624 views
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    • JoeMo
    • February 15, 2016

22. Satire:Southern’s Village Market bankrupt after disappointing Valentine’s carob sales

    By news, February 12, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 400 views
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    • news
    • February 12, 2016

23. Satire:Adventist Church reprimands Union College for slipping okra into haystacks

    By news, February 11, 2016
    • 1 reply
    • 475 views
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    • JoeMo
    • February 11, 2016

24. Satire:99% of those who know Adventists are “grateful they don’t dance”

    By news, February 10, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 471 views
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    • news
    • February 10, 2016

25. Satire:A third of Adventist pastors face termination for being too boring

    By news, February 8, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 450 views
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    • news
    • February 8, 2016