Liz Posted June 5, 2009 Posted June 5, 2009 1. "Missspelled"? 2. Ye Buddy, there is a place that actually makes those apples? 3. Matrix was ALL about breaking rules, and living outside the rules that was set up. Quote For what will a man be profited, if he gains the whole world, and forfeits his soul? Mat. 16:26Please, support the JDRF and help find a cure for Type 1 Diabetes. Please, support the March of Dimes.
Neil D Posted June 6, 2009 Posted June 6, 2009 1. "Missspelled"? 2. Ye Buddy, there is a place that actually makes those apples? 3. Matrix was ALL about breaking rules, and living outside the rules that was set up. 1] Aakkk! It's the "Gollum" spellchecker virus.... 2]Uh, yeah! How do you think they have been in business all these years???? And all for a measley $5 bucks!....as for the name of the place, you have to come out here to find it..... Muhahahahahahaahhahah! 3] Hummmmmmmmm....Matrix breaking rules? How about establishing a new world order ...aka a new set of rules.... Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw
Liz Posted June 6, 2009 Posted June 6, 2009 1. O.k. I will leave your spelling alone, because you have been so gracious as to leave mine alone. 2. You big tease. I am having my doubts that this place exists, 5 bucks for what they can do?? Sounds like "if it sounds to good to be true...." to me. 3. If you have a New World Order and a new set of rules, you had to have broken the old ones. Quote For what will a man be profited, if he gains the whole world, and forfeits his soul? Mat. 16:26Please, support the JDRF and help find a cure for Type 1 Diabetes. Please, support the March of Dimes.
Neil D Posted June 6, 2009 Posted June 6, 2009 1. O.k. I will leave your spelling alone, because you have been so gracious as to leave mine alone. 2. You big tease. I am having my doubts that this place exists, 5 bucks for what they can do?? Sounds like "if it sounds to good to be true...." to me. 3. If you have a New World Order and a new set of rules, you had to have broken the old ones. 1] Well, of course, I , uh, left yours alone...and of course, I am, uh, gracious....[cough, cough] 3] duh! 2]Honest truth, Liz! I am NOT kidding. I know a place in Ashland, Oregon. Bought two apples with different coatings of chocolate on them....I got one, and the girl got the other. She got the orgasm, I didn't get any...but it was sure fun listening to her Ooooh, and Aaaaw-ing away...In the past, other female co-workers have tried for years to tell me that chocolate was a way to satisfy them and that it was a necessary nutrient for thier po-tic-u-lar chemistry. I knew that small amounts could tame the PMS woman somewhat, but for what I saw a couple of weeks ago, I am a man convienced that she had a orgasm right there in the middle of Ashland, downtown... .....and it only cost me $10 bucks for two apples. Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw
Members phkrause Posted June 6, 2009 Members Posted June 6, 2009 OK Neil are we describing how Harry met Sally? pk Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
carolaa Posted June 6, 2009 Posted June 6, 2009 Yeah, I think he's confusing a real memory with a movie memory... Quote
Neil D Posted June 6, 2009 Posted June 6, 2009 OK Neil are we describing how Harry met Sally? pk Nnnnooooooooo! That was a scene where she describes how women can faux orgasm. We are talking about how women replace men by eating chocolate....I have seen this first hand. And my experience was in Downtown Ashland ..... Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw
Members phkrause Posted June 6, 2009 Members Posted June 6, 2009 OK, I guess I'll buy that. pk Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Neil D Posted June 6, 2009 Posted June 6, 2009 OK, I guess I'll buy that. pk Well, it will cost you only $5.00 and a flight to here on the west coast. Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw
Liz Posted June 6, 2009 Posted June 6, 2009 How much for shipping? Quote For what will a man be profited, if he gains the whole world, and forfeits his soul? Mat. 16:26Please, support the JDRF and help find a cure for Type 1 Diabetes. Please, support the March of Dimes.
Neil D Posted June 6, 2009 Posted June 6, 2009 How much for shipping? Well, I don't know....How much do you weigh? Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw
LifeHiscost Posted June 6, 2009 Posted June 6, 2009 Originally Posted By: LifeHiscost Rules are good. And I can't understand why everybody else doesn't follow them. But I will have to admit I have a very difficult time following Robert's rules. I have a book called, Robert's Rules of Order, but I suppose that is not what is being referenced to here. I'll never tell. It's in the rules. Chortle chortle. And a Sabbath blessing to you also. :smile: Quote Lift Jesus up!!
LifeHiscost Posted June 6, 2009 Posted June 6, 2009 Someone fed me chocolate, I will go walk it off now. I understand that's against the rules too. Not the walking part though. Quote Lift Jesus up!!
Amelia Posted June 6, 2009 Posted June 6, 2009 Tsk, tsk Neil. What would your lady friend think about you posting her reaction to those orgasmic apples for all to see? Let alone your lack of reaction. teehe. I don't think men will ever realise the pleasures received in consuming chocolate. Quote <p><span style="color:#0000FF;"><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">"Do not use harmful words, but only helpful words, the kind that build up and provide what is needed, so that what you say will do good to those who hear you."</span></span> Eph 4:29</span><br><br><img src="http://banners.wunderground.com/weathersticker/gizmotimetemp_both/US/OR/Fairview.gif" alt="Fairview.gif"> Fairview Or</p>
Members phkrause Posted June 6, 2009 Members Posted June 6, 2009 Amelia, he's probably hoping she does read it. ha he ho pk Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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