BREAKING NEWS HUGE RECALL OF TOILET PAPER

[Stan]

BREAKING NEWS HUGE RECALL OF TOILET PAPER. 53% of all rolls are 'unrolling under' and need to be returned before the end of the week. All manufactures are expecting billions of rolls to come back because of this defect. PLEASE copy and paste this on your facebook, myspace, blog or forum. Together we can make a difference and stop the insanity.

[karl]

Some TP one-liners:

May your life be like a roll of toilet paper, long and useful.

AP reports today that the toilet paper industry is on a roll.

I once invested in toilet paper and turnstiles, but I was wiped out before I could turn around.

France is a country where the toilet paper is more durable than the currency.

[doug yowell]

BREAKING NEWS HUGE RECALL OF TOILET PAPER. 53% of all rolls are 'unrolling under' and need to be returned before the end of the week. All manufactures are expecting billions of rolls to come back because of this defect. PLEASE copy and paste this on your facebook, myspace, blog or forum. Together we can make a difference and stop the insanity.

I certainly hope that they are only asking for the return of unused TP.

[olger]

[BSW]

We're keepin' ours. Those rolls will be worth something someday!!

[karl]

The job isn't finished until the paperwork is done.

[BSW]

[nuff sed]

I firmly believe that millions of feet of toilet paper are being intentionally wasted because most have totally ignored the impact on the planet by not using both sides. Wasteful, wasteful, wasteful...

cc. Al Gore

[phkrause]

I firmly believe that millions of feet of toilet paper are being intentionally wasted because most have totally ignored the impact on the planet by not using both sides. Wasteful, wasteful, wasteful...

cc. Al Gore

pk

[SivartM]

Do we still have to send our toilet paper back if It's been unrolled and scattered throughout the house?

[karl]

My wife went to Rio Lindo Academy back in the dark ages. While she was there somebody TPed the Principal's house and they never did find out who did it. 25 years later at a reunion she found out it was the assistant girl's dean and a couple of other faculty members.

Makes me feel better about being a screw-ball at almost 60 years of age.

[Guest]

Ahh yes. Those were the days....

[Gail]

I firmly believe in reduce, reuse, recycle!

[karl]

I firmly believe in reduce, reuse, recycle!

Pine for paper is a crop here in Arkansas. Paper is biodegradable, cheap and made from very small trees (the thinnings from tree farms) and chips/sawdust from the lumbar business.

This pine is a crop we grow and process here and we very much appreciate it when people buy and use paper. You're not hurting anything by it.

[SivartM]

Still, most people use too much paper. And there are, say, food crops you could be growing instead.

But I don't think Gail was going to shoot you for using paper. Probably.

[karl]

Still, most people use too much paper. And there are, say, food crops you could be growing instead.

Liberal gobbledy-gook. Since you know so much about what we should be doing with our property out here, you should probably be appointed the Property Czar by Obama and you could assemble a team of liberals to get us all lined out about what to grow in our rocky, clay-infested "soil." Trees, hay and some weeds do well here. Nothing else does.

We're not stupid. We honestly have spent more than the few seconds you spent deciding what we should do with what we've got.

If there is a more profitable alternative, we're all for it.

We're doing what we have learned to be the best for us. If you have some suggestions, we will listen, but if you decide to cram it down our throats, Obama Democrat-style, you're likely to run into some resistance. ARMED resistance.

[SivartM]

...

Uh...

I wasn't really planning on coming down there and stealing your property to build a hippie commune. But since you brought it up, I'll round up my militia and get down there post-haste.

*had no idea that paper was so controversial*

(Oh, and that was a suggestion. You mean, "If you have a suggestion that I won't make physical threats against you for giving.")

[Gerr]

Quote:

and chips/sawdust from the lumbar business.

That I've got to see.

[karl]

Quote:

and chips/sawdust from the lumbar business.

That I've got to see.

Sorry for the mis-spelling. I noticed that last night but it was too late to edit. Chips and sawdust from the lumber business go into making paper (among other things - nothing gets wasted except, maybe, the employees at the bar from time to time.)

[cardw]

Originally Posted By: SivartM

Still, most people use too much paper. And there are, say, food crops you could be growing instead.

Liberal gobbledy-gook. Since you know so much about what we should be doing with our property out here, you should probably be appointed the Property Czar by Obama and you could assemble a team of liberals to get us all lined out about what to grow in our rocky, clay-infested "soil." Trees, hay and some weeds do well here. Nothing else does.

We're not stupid. We honestly have spent more than the few seconds you spent deciding what we should do with what we've got.

If there is a more profitable alternative, we're all for it.

We're doing what we have learned to be the best for us. If you have some suggestions, we will listen, but if you decide to cram it down our throats, Obama Democrat-style, you're likely to run into some resistance. ARMED resistance.

Wow Karl, you guys are a pretty angry bunch.

You know those liberals may have found a way to make bio-fuel from the waste products of paper making.

I think it is far better to work together for solutions than to posture and threaten.

[doug yowell]

My wife went to Rio Lindo Academy back in the dark ages. While she was there somebody TPed the Principal's house and they never did find out who did it. 25 years later at a reunion she found out it was the assistant girl's dean and a couple of other faculty members.

Makes me feel better about being a screw-ball at almost 60 years of age.

That's not fair! Three other guys and myself got suspended for 2 weeks when we TP'd the girls dorm at Newbury. They threatened to cancel the Christmas Banquet if the evil culprits did not immediately surrender. SWAT was summoned and after a 4 hr. standoff we gave ourselves up. Only a plea bargain (two weeeks of hard labor) rescued us from a lifetime sentence. Maybe,in retrospect, I should stop being an Adventist.

[phkrause]

Wow Karl, you guys are a pretty angry bunch.

You know those liberals may have found a way to make bio-fuel from the waste products of paper making.

I think it is far better to work together for solutions than to posture and threaten.

Excellent post card. Pun not intended.

pk

[karl]

That's not fair! Three other guys and myself got suspended for 2 weeks when we TP'd the girls dorm at Newbury. They threatened to cancel the Christmas Banquet if the evil culprits did not immediately surrender. SWAT was summoned and after a 4 hr. standoff we gave ourselves up. Only a plea bargain (two weeeks of hard labor) rescued us from a lifetime sentence. Maybe,in retrospect, I should stop being an Adventist.

Yes, and free us of the greatly feared Jesuit double-agent saboteur with TP on his hands and conscience.

[karl]

Wow Karl, you guys are a pretty angry bunch.

You know those liberals may have found a way to make bio-fuel from the waste products of paper making.

I think it is far better to work together for solutions than to posture and threaten.

Actually we're pretty relaxed until gummint agents and their liberal supporters show up with mandates.

That's when we clean up the old muskets and review our American history.

You're welcome to come here and spout your rhetoric, but if there's going to be anybody forcing anybody to do stuff, it'll be us forcing you to get on down the road.

Blanche Lincoln has pretty much lost her job by being a tool of Obama's.

[SivartM]

I have a mandate? I have rhetoric?

Wow. I must be higher in the political game than I thought.