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Scientist Stephen Hawking confesses that women are a complete mystery:

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Women are a mystery to British physicist Hawking

LONDON | Thu Jan 5, 2012 11:40am EST

(Reuters) - The biggest mystery in the universe perplexing one of the world's best known scientists is -- women.

When New Scientist magazine asked "Brief History of Time" author Stephen Hawking what he thinks about most, the Cambridge University professor renowned for unraveling some of the most complex questions in modern physics answered: "Women. They are a complete mystery."

The wheelchair-bound Hawking, who only recently retired from a post once held by Isaac Newton, talked to the magazine in the run-up to celebrations for his 70th birthday about his biggest scientific blunder and his hopes for modern science.

Hawking is due to celebrate his 70th birthday on Sunday with a public symposium entitled "The State of the Universe" at the University of Cambridge's Centre for Theoretical Cosmology.

Hawking heads a list of speakers including British Astronomer Royal Martin Rees, Nobel Prize-winning physicist Saul Perlmutter and Kip Thorne, one of the world's leading theoretical physicists.

(Reporting by Paul Casciato, editing by Steve Addison)

Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.

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(Reuters) - The biggest mystery in the universe perplexing one of the world's best known scientists is -- women.

When New Scientist magazine asked "Brief History of Time" author Stephen Hawking what he thinks about most, the Cambridge University professor renowned for unraveling some of the most complex questions in modern physics answered: "Women. They are a complete mystery."

If Hawking would just stick around for another hundred million years or so I'm sure science would eventually come up with the answers. Since he's already figured out why Someone he can't see cannot exist, understanding someone he can see should be a lot easier.
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Perhaps with all his knowledge he hasn't yet attained to the wisdom that I'm coming to embrace: women are not there to be understood, they're there to be loved. Abandon understanding as a goal, in this case, and you'll be much happier.

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Perhaps with all his knowledge he hasn't yet attained to the wisdom that I'm coming to embrace: women are not there to be understood, they're there to be loved. Abandon understanding as a goal, in this case, and you'll be much happier.

My friend, I think you got a point.

Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.

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That's a nice attitude, Bravus. I'm wondering if that goal of loving should extend toward all humanity, not just women. Surely women aren't all that hard to understand! Men like to claim to be one-dimensional, but that certainly isn't the case in any of those I know, and women aren't necessarily cloaked in mystery or the sole purveyors of illogical thought, either!

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Did you ever wonder if women understand us any more than we do them, well they don't.

LOL, what the mystery is how could some so pretty could love some of us who are as ugly as a mud fence!

Ain't ya glad though!

1Jo 4:4 ¶ Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world.

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Surely women aren't all that hard to understand! Men like to claim to be one-dimensional, but that certainly isn't the case in any of those I know, and women aren't necessarily cloaked in mystery or the sole purveyors of illogical thought, either!

Huh? What women do U know? I would love to meet the woman described here within. That's a new one on me.

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Maybe it's LynnDel?? Or some girl who grew up in a house full of brothers? I'm with you on this one, Woody.
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Surely women aren't all that hard to understand! Men like to claim to be one-dimensional, but that certainly isn't the case in any of those I know, and women aren't necessarily cloaked in mystery or the sole purveyors of illogical thought, either!

Huh? What women do U know? I would love to meet the woman described here within. That's a new one on me.

LOL here I am ... what you see (or read) is what you get

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[/quote=Gibs]Did you ever wonder if women understand us any more than we do them, well they don't.

Yep. The real problem is that men KNOW that they know NOTHING about women and women KNOW that they know EVERYTHING about men.

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LOL here I am ... what you see (or read) is what you get

Yes Naomi -

I AM looking forward to getting to know you better.

May we be one so that the world may be won.
Christian from the cradle to the grave
I believe in Hematology.
 

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Perhaps with all his knowledge he hasn't yet attained to the wisdom that I'm coming to embrace: women are not there to be understood, they're there to be loved. Abandon understanding as a goal, in this case, and you'll be much happier.
I heard a shrink on a movie, when asked by a woman why he understood women so well, respond, "Well, I picture a man, and I take away reason and accountability..." I'm thinking you're on to something here, Brav.
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[/quote=Gibs]Did you ever wonder if women understand us any more than we do them, well they don't.

Yep. The real problem is that men KNOW that they know NOTHING about women and women KNOW that they know EVERYTHING about men.

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Very True Doug. Very True

May we be one so that the world may be won.
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Yeah, yeah, can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. Men, that is. Bless their hearts.

Love y'all!

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Guys- just ask miz3. I think he's got it down pat. angel1

Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.

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Guys- just ask miz3. I think he's got it down pat. angel1
He's not commented here. OK, We can take the hint.
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LOL here I am ... what you see (or read) is what you get

LOL. My wife tells me the same thing you say above, but then when we have a misunderstanding and I quote her exact words back to her she tells me that may have been what she said, but it certainly isn't what she meant.

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LOL. My wife tells me the same thing you say above, but then when we have a misunderstanding and I quote her exact words back to her she tells me that may have been what she said, but it certainly isn't what she meant.

Sounds about right.

Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.

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He's not commented here. OK, We can take the hint.

Doug, it has something to do with knowing one's place... miz3 has a workable philosophy (survivor plan?) when it comes to that LOL

Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.

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Sounds about right.

That's why I agree with Hawking on this. Women cannot be understood. Oh, I keep on trying, but I am beginning to believe it just isn't possible. bwink

Liberty cannot be established without morality, nor morality without faith.
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Is this mysterious element a good thing, or a bad thing?

Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.

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I heard a shrink on a movie, when asked by a woman why he understood women so well, respond, "Well, I picture a man, and I take away reason and accountability...

I guess it might be tongue in cheek or whatever, but it makes my blood boil anyway. My first and most obvious question would be 'and what do you add?' My second thought would be 'and what you take away is nonsense too'. If this is the level of thinking going on, failure to understand is no surprise.

Doug, please note that these comments are about the person you quoted, not about you.

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