Satire:Reader Submitted: GC-approved Mother’s Day gifts

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  For Mother's Day (at least in certain parts of the world) we though we'd do something different this year. Here's list of "GC-approved Mother's Day Gifts" submitted by one of our awesome Read more [...]

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[Aliensanctuary]

I would consider giving some EGW candy bars and some tee-shirts with her photo and the words, "No, no".