Humour from Barely Adventist

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1. Satire:Pathfinders launch Pokémon GO honor, double membership

   By news, July 13, 2016
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   • news
   • July 13, 2016

2. Satire:Pathfinders taught to light campfires with a Samsung Note 7

   By news, October 21, 2016
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   • news
   • October 21, 2016

3. Satire:Patriotic Adventists across America celebrate 4th of July with Mexican haystacks

   By news, July 4, 2016
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   • news
   • July 4, 2016

4. Satire:Philippine President Duterte tells Adventists to evangelize South China Sea

   By news, July 25, 2016
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   • news
   • July 25, 2016

5. Satire:Philippine President Duterte’s Seventh-day Adventist membership application in character review process

   By news, May 22, 2016
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   • news
   • May 22, 2016

6. Satire:Philippine presidential candidate Duterte courts Adventist vote by vowing to ban pork

   By news, April 27, 2016
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   • news
   • April 27, 2016

7. Satire:Police remove Nebuchadnezzar statue from Doug Batchelor event due to weak feet

   By news, May 21, 2016
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   • Aliensanctuary
   • May 22, 2016

8. Satire:Police: Worst Saturday morning traffic offenders are Seventh-day Adventist

   By news, June 11, 2016
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   • phkrause
   • June 11, 2016

9. Satire:Pope donates blood to Adventist Global Youth Day blood drive

   By news, March 19, 2017
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   • news
   • March 19, 2017

10. Satire:Property Brothers sell Elmshaven

    By news, May 5, 2017
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    • phkrause
    • May 5, 2017

11. Satire:Reader Submitted: GC-approved Mother’s Day gifts

    By news, May 8, 2016
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    • Aliensanctuary
    • May 11, 2016

12. Satire:Report: Adventist homes dirtier in winter due to early Friday sunset

    By news, December 23, 2016
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    • news
    • December 23, 2016

13. Satire:Report: Adventist inbreeding results in genetic weakness for haystacks

    By news, September 6, 2016
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    • news
    • September 6, 2016

14. Satire:Report: Adventist lay ministry activity on the rise

    By news, July 11, 2016
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    • news
    • July 11, 2016

15. Satire:Report: Adventists can’t hold hands in circle without singing “Side by Side”

    By news, May 29, 2017
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    • news
    • May 29, 2017

16. Satire:Report: Adventists feel guiltiest after Sabbath potluck

    By news, March 18, 2016
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    • Gregory Matthews
    • March 29, 2016

17. Satire:Report: Adventists WAY more productive one hour before Friday sunset

    By news, May 20, 2016
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    • Aliensanctuary
    • May 22, 2016

18. Satire:Report: Fights over potluck remnants threaten to fracture Remnant

    By news, January 19, 2017
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    • news
    • January 19, 2017

19. Satire:Report: Thorn in Paul’s flesh revealed to be haystacks addiction

    By news, December 29, 2016
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    • news
    • December 29, 2016

20. Satire:Rich Adventist funds research into needle eyes that can fit camels

    By news, April 19, 2016
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    • news
    • April 19, 2016

21. Satire:Rio organizers add Adventist flame to Olympic Torch

    By news, August 6, 2016
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    • news
    • August 6, 2016

22. Satire:Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna to wed at Italian Adventist University

    By news, April 19, 2016
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    • news
    • April 19, 2016

23. Satire:Sabbath watches at average Adventist church contain “enough gold for calf statue”

    By news, February 4, 2016
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    • news
    • February 4, 2016

24. Satire:Schwarzenegger’s ‘New Celebrity Apprentice’ features contest to double La Sierra enrollment

    By news, January 2, 2017
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    • news
    • January 2, 2017

25. Satire:Self-professed Ellen White expert rummaging through red books looking for Bible

    By news, July 19, 2016
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    • news
    • July 19, 2016