Humour from Barely Adventist

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1. Satire:GC removes clapping/stomping from “If you’re happy and you know it”

   By news, June 30, 2016
   • 1 reply
   • 538 views
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   • Outta Here
   • June 30, 2016

2. Satire:Brexit will force British Union Conference out of Trans-European Division

   By news, May 9, 2016
   • 0 replies
   • 533 views
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   • news
   • May 9, 2016

3. Satire:Adventist Wendy’s Exec brings back haystacks to menu

   By news, October 30, 2016
   • 3 replies
   • 528 views
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   • rudywoofs (Pam)
   • October 31, 2016

4. Satire:Adventist Church lowers maximum permissible depth of Sabbath wading water

   By news, June 2, 2016
   • 0 replies
   • 524 views
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   • news
   • June 2, 2016

5. Satire:OBG – Slide Show: Great Moments from Cradle Roll

   By news, July 14, 2016
   • 0 replies
   • 524 views
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   • news
   • July 14, 2016

6. Satire:Carson declines Trump’s Ambassador to the Vatican job offer

   By news, November 16, 2016
   • 1 reply
   • 517 views
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   • rudywoofs (Pam)
   • November 16, 2016

7. Satire:On eve of Iowa caucuses, Trump promises “YUGE” Sunday Law

   By news, January 31, 2016
   • 0 replies
   • 515 views
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   • news
   • January 31, 2016

8. Satire:Trump to ban haystacks for being Mexican

   By news, November 18, 2016
   • 2 replies
   • 508 views
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   • rudywoofs (Pam)
   • November 19, 2016

9. Satire:Derek Morris fired for not getting through entire week of lesson studies

   By news, January 13, 2017
   • 1 reply
   • 504 views
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   • phkrause
   • January 14, 2017

10. Satire:GC Clown Ministries shut down to avoid appearance of evil

    By news, November 17, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 503 views
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    • news
    • November 17, 2016

11. Satire:Adventist Churches to issue mandatory breath mints on Sabbath mornings

    By news, September 30, 2016
    • 1 reply
    • 499 views
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    • Raphael
    • October 26, 2016

12. Satire:Adventist Church bans organs for scaring little children

    By news, November 21, 2016
    • 2 replies
    • 498 views
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    • phkrause
    • November 22, 2016

13. Satire:Kellogg’s donation makes Adventist college free

    By news, April 15, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 498 views
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    • news
    • April 15, 2016

14. Satire:Loma Linda University Church faces shutdown for not changing baptismal water

    By news, February 19, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 497 views
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    • news
    • February 19, 2016

15. Satire:Report: Adventists feel guiltiest after Sabbath potluck

    By news, March 18, 2016
    • 4 replies
    • 496 views
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    • Gregory Matthews
    • March 29, 2016

16. Satire:Del Delker and Dolly Parton to collaborate on gospel classics album

    By news, July 31, 2016
    • 1 reply
    • 494 views
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    • Aliensanctuary
    • August 1, 2016

17. Haystacks in Eden

    By Gregory Matthews, November 21, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 490 views
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    • Gregory Matthews
    • November 21, 2016

18. Satire:Seventh-day Adventist relieved he doesn’t need to be Adventist any other day

    By news, April 7, 2016
    • 1 reply
    • 490 views
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    • phkrause
    • April 7, 2016

19. Satire:Tyler Perry’s Madea to speak at Oakwood Women’s Ordination rally

    By news, November 1, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 489 views
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    • news
    • November 1, 2016

20. Satire:Adventist Church adds fluency in Biblical Greek as requirement for baptism

    By news, April 3, 2017
    • 0 replies
    • 486 views
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    • news
    • April 3, 2017

21. Satire:Carson: “Cruz’s non-endorsement of Trump is biggest insult since GC rejected Women’s Ordination”

    By news, July 21, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 485 views
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    • news
    • July 21, 2016

22. Satire:Mel Gibson to direct Adventist history film “Ellen Gets Stoned”

    By news, March 2, 2017
    • 2 replies
    • 483 views
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    • CoAspen
    • March 13, 2017

23. Satire:Report: Adventists WAY more productive one hour before Friday sunset

    By news, May 20, 2016
    • 3 replies
    • 479 views
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    • Aliensanctuary
    • May 22, 2016

24. Satire:Union College announces recall of promotional postcard

    By news, February 25, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 478 views
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    • news
    • February 25, 2016

25. Satire:FDA confirms that calories don’t count on Sabbath

    By news, September 16, 2016
    • 2 replies
    • 477 views
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    • JoeMo
    • September 16, 2016