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1. Satire:Adventist man reported missing found in church committee meeting

   By news, September 28, 2016
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   • news
   • September 28, 2016

2. Satire:Adventist manufacturer makes iron that won’t work on Sabbath

   By news, March 9, 2016
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   • news
   • March 9, 2016

3. Satire:Adventist men’s apparel set flying off shelves for Father’s Day

   By news, June 19, 2016
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   • news
   • June 19, 2016

4. Satire:Adventist pastor’s crime to conversion story inspires copycat crime

   By news, August 29, 2016
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   • news
   • August 29, 2016

5. Satire:Adventist penny-pinchers ask ADRA to renovate house

   By news, December 20, 2016
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   • news
   • December 20, 2016

6. Satire:Adventist posting Ellen White quotes on Facebook exempts herself from witnessing

   By news, December 13, 2016
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   • news
   • December 13, 2016

7. Satire:Adventist rushed to hospital with plank in eye

   By news, December 15, 2016
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   • news
   • December 15, 2016

8. Satire:Adventist sermon rating app promises to weed out bad preachers

   By news, April 27, 2017
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   • news
   • April 27, 2017

9. Satire:Adventist singles praying for someone cute to manifest in church

   By news, June 3, 2016
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   • news
   • June 3, 2016

10. Satire:Adventist song services to be auto-tuned

    By news, July 15, 2016
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    • news
    • July 15, 2016

11. Satire:Adventist suffers neck pain from unequal yoking to smarter wife

    By news, June 26, 2016
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    • rudywoofs (Pam)
    • June 27, 2016

12. Satire:Adventist teen prays for boyfriend before the Second Coming

    By news, November 30, 2016
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    • news
    • November 30, 2016

13. Satire:Adventist vegan rushed to hospital after carrot overdose

    By news, July 26, 2016
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    • JoeMo
    • July 27, 2016

14. Satire:Adventist Wendy’s Exec brings back haystacks to menu

    By news, October 30, 2016
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    • rudywoofs (Pam)
    • October 31, 2016

15. Satire:Adventist wins Easter Bunny Design Olympics with vegan beasts of Revelation creation

    By news, April 16, 2017
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    • news
    • April 16, 2017

16. Satire:Adventist with zero spiritual gifts banished to potluck dishwashing duty

    By news, June 18, 2016
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    • Aliensanctuary
    • June 19, 2016

17. Satire:Adventist’s attempts at seducing wife with Song of Solomon ends with night on couch

    By news, June 17, 2016
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    • news
    • June 17, 2016

18. Satire:Adventists banned from telling kids about Santa because he “levitates”

    By news, December 25, 2016
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    • news
    • December 25, 2016

19. Satire:Adventists claim Promised Land was flowing with (soy) milk and honey

    By news, December 14, 2016
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    • news
    • December 14, 2016

20. Satire:Adventists claim Promised Land was flowing with (soya) milk and honey

    By news, December 14, 2016
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    • news
    • December 14, 2016

21. Satire:Adventists declare war on Halloween, give carob to trick-or-treaters

    By news, October 31, 2016
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    • news
    • October 31, 2016

22. Satire:Adventists launch caffeine-free COFEFE

    By news, June 4, 2017
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    • phkrause
    • June 8, 2017

23. Satire:Adventists offer #nuggsforCarter kid lifetime of FriChik to become vegetarian

    By news, May 10, 2017
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    • news
    • May 10, 2017

24. Satire:Adventists prohibited from dating within home churches

    By news, November 28, 2016
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    • news
    • November 28, 2016

25. Satire:Adventists reminded not to prepare burnt offerings for Sabbath potluck

    By news, November 11, 2016
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    • rudywoofs (Pam)
    • November 11, 2016