Humour from Barely Adventist

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1. Satire:Adventist evangelist resorts to drive-by baptisms

   By news, November 23, 2016
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   • news
   • November 23, 2016

2. Satire:In dramatic U-turn Carson accepts role as US Secretary of Energy

   By news, November 22, 2016
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   • 426 views
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   • news
   • November 22, 2016

3. Satire:Adventist Church bans organs for scaring little children

   By news, November 21, 2016
   • 2 replies
   • 485 views
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   • phkrause
   • November 22, 2016

4. Haystacks in Eden

   By Gregory Matthews, November 21, 2016
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   • 472 views
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   • Gregory Matthews
   • November 21, 2016

5. Satire:Trump to ban haystacks for being Mexican

   By news, November 18, 2016
   • 2 replies
   • 497 views
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   • rudywoofs (Pam)
   • November 19, 2016

6. Satire:GC Clown Ministries shut down to avoid appearance of evil

   By news, November 17, 2016
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   • 491 views
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   • news
   • November 17, 2016

7. Satire:Loma Linda dental hygiene loses accreditation after student graduates single

   By news, November 15, 2016
   • 4 replies
   • 545 views
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   • Jeannieb43
   • November 17, 2016

8. Satire:Carson declines Trump’s Ambassador to the Vatican job offer

   By news, November 16, 2016
   • 1 reply
   • 499 views
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   • rudywoofs (Pam)
   • November 16, 2016

9. Satire:Adventists reminded not to prepare burnt offerings for Sabbath potluck

   By news, November 11, 2016
   • 1 reply
   • 465 views
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   • rudywoofs (Pam)
   • November 11, 2016

10. Satire:Number of Adventists in Canada triples after US election

    By news, November 10, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 448 views
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    • news
    • November 10, 2016

11. Satire:New White House pet is lamblike beast

    By news, November 9, 2016
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    • 420 views
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    • news
    • November 9, 2016

12. Satire:New White House pet is lamb-like beast

    By news, November 9, 2016
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    • 407 views
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    • news
    • November 9, 2016

13. Satire:NAD leadership pulled over for speeding north

    By news, November 9, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 426 views
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    • news
    • November 9, 2016

14. Satire:GC Executive Committee adds itself to US presidential ballot

    By news, November 7, 2016
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    • 444 views
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    • news
    • November 7, 2016

15. Satire:Adventist fellowship halls screen Hacksaw Ridge to keep members from theaters

    By news, November 4, 2016
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    • 437 views
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    • news
    • November 4, 2016

16. Satire:Adventist fellowship halls screen Hacksaw Ridge to keep members from theaters

    By news, November 4, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 451 views
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    • news
    • November 4, 2016

17. Satire:Wilson and Jackson declare ceasefire, go see Hacksaw Ridge together

    By news, November 4, 2016
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    • 417 views
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    • news
    • November 4, 2016

18. Satire:Wearing Adventist T-shirts drastically improves your odds of a Vespers Date

    By news, November 3, 2016
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    • 417 views
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    • news
    • November 3, 2016

19. Satire:GC not ready to recognize a woman as United States president

    By news, November 2, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 415 views
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    • news
    • November 2, 2016

20. Satire:Tyler Perry’s Madea to speak at Oakwood Women’s Ordination rally

    By news, November 1, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 474 views
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    • news
    • November 1, 2016

21. Satire:Adventists declare war on Halloween, give carob to trick-or-treaters

    By news, October 31, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 420 views
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    • news
    • October 31, 2016

22. Satire:Adventist Wendy’s Exec brings back haystacks to menu

    By news, October 30, 2016
    • 3 replies
    • 508 views
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    • rudywoofs (Pam)
    • October 31, 2016

23. Satire:Adventist author receives prize for inventing 99% of modern Illuminati conspiracy theories

    By news, October 28, 2016
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    • 425 views
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    • news
    • October 28, 2016

24. Satire:Dan Jackson kidnapped, held at undisclosed GC location

    By news, October 27, 2016
    • 1 reply
    • 436 views
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    • Gregory Matthews
    • October 27, 2016

25. Satire:Adventist Churches to issue mandatory breath mints on Sabbath mornings

    By news, September 30, 2016
    • 1 reply
    • 489 views
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    • Raphael
    • October 26, 2016