Humour from Barely Adventist

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1. Satire:The General Conference promises your guardian angel will watch this film with you

   By news, September 21, 2016
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   • news
   • September 21, 2016

2. Satire:First vegetarian Chick-fil-A to open at Southern Adventist University

   By news, September 20, 2016
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   • news
   • September 20, 2016

3. Satire:Adventist grandma arrested for “graffiti evangelism”

   By news, September 19, 2016
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   • news
   • September 19, 2016

4. Satire:FDA confirms that calories don’t count on Sabbath

   By news, September 16, 2016
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   • JoeMo
   • September 16, 2016

5. Satire:Over-caffeinated Andrews seminarian thinks God crashed his car

   By news, September 15, 2016
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   • news
   • September 15, 2016

6. Satire:Nelson’s salary slashed for suggesting shorter sermons in Adventism

   By news, September 15, 2016
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   • news
   • September 15, 2016

7. Satire:OBG – Slide show: 12 ways to swear like an Adventist

   By news, September 14, 2016
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   • news
   • September 14, 2016

8. Satire:Adventist crime hotline established to report Sabbath breakers

   By news, September 13, 2016
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   • Outta Here
   • September 13, 2016

9. Satire:Candidates visit Loma Linda, hire rival CHIP lifestyle coaches

   By news, September 12, 2016
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   • news
   • September 12, 2016

10. Satire:Seventh-day Adventist Church endorses “perfectly-numbered” iPhone 7

    By news, September 9, 2016
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    • news
    • September 9, 2016

11. Satire:Theology major marches around crush seven times to bring her defenses down

    By news, September 8, 2016
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    • news
    • September 8, 2016

12. Satire:OBG – Slide Show: 15 things Adventists say, decoded

    By news, September 7, 2016
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    • news
    • September 7, 2016

13. Satire:Report: Adventist inbreeding results in genetic weakness for haystacks

    By news, September 6, 2016
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    • news
    • September 6, 2016

14. Satire:Adventist Book Center sued for false advertising

    By news, September 5, 2016
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    • news
    • September 5, 2016

15. Satire:Pandemonium erupts as Adventist pastor announces potluck is canceled

    By news, September 3, 2016
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    • news
    • September 3, 2016

16. Satire:ARNOLD: “I’ll be back” line inspired by Adventist Second Coming sermon

    By news, September 2, 2016
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    • news
    • September 2, 2016

17. Satire:OBG – Slideshow: 15 Greatest disappointments of Adventists

    By news, August 31, 2016
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    • Jeannieb43
    • September 1, 2016

18. Satire:Confused Adventist thinks seeking the lost means finding Waldo

    By news, September 1, 2016
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    • news
    • September 1, 2016

19. Satire:Adventist pastor’s crime to conversion story inspires copycat crime

    By news, August 29, 2016
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    • news
    • August 29, 2016

20. Satire:Adventist Churches to force visitors to disclose if they are single

    By news, August 27, 2016
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    • news
    • August 27, 2016

21. Satire:Single Andrews seminarian praying for growth of Department of Nursing

    By news, August 25, 2016
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    • news
    • August 25, 2016

22. Satire:Adventist courtship expert claims prolonged eye contact causes pregnancy

    By news, August 24, 2016
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    • news
    • August 24, 2016

23. Satire:SLIDESHOW: If famous Adventists were animals

    By news, August 24, 2016
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    • news
    • August 24, 2016

24. Satire:Carob M&M’s hit stores

    By news, August 22, 2016
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    • news
    • August 22, 2016

25. Satire:OBG – SLIDESHOW: 12 meat substitutes favored by Adventists

    By news, August 19, 2016
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    • news
    • August 19, 2016