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Families reunited following Russian retreat in Ukraine TSENTRALNE, Ukraine (AP) — Relatives embraced in the middle of the road. They squeezed hands and choked back tears. Others sobbed outside their homes. All had yearned for this same moment — to be reunited with their loved ones after Russian troops withdrew from their villages in southern Ukraine. https://apnews.com/article/russia-ukraine-war-families-reunited-603035884445099e5a62b077d23969a0?

Andy Borowitz writes a satirical column for the New Yorker. The following are two of his recent comments: * Melania wishes she could get divorced just by thinking about it. * Boebert warns that cancelling student debt could lead to rampant education and wonton learning.

What SDA doctrine are you referring to? Articles in a magazine are not necessarily official doctrine.

Southern Adventist University Archaeologists Find Ivory Comb With First Written Canaanite Sentence | Southern Adventist University

The Edelstein family from New York was getting a guided tour through one of the ancient crusader forces in the land of Israel. "This place," their tour guide told them, "is almost one thousand years old. Not a stone in it has been touched, nothing altered, nothing replaced in all those years." "Wow," said Zadie Edelstein, "they must have the same landlord I do."

Chaim Yankel was having nightmares so he decided to visit Chelm’s only psychiatrist. “Doctor,” said Chaim Yankel. "I am having this terrible reoccurring nightmare.” “What is it?” asked the psychiatrist. “I am locked in a room with a door on which there is a sign. I try to push it with all my strength, but no matter how hard I try, it won't budge." “Hmm…” the psychiatrist thinks. "Interesting. But tell me, what does the sign on the door say?" Chaim Yankel replies, "It says, 'Pull.'"

A large two-engine train was crossing New York and at the helm was a train engineer who had recently moved from Israel – Itzik Hadari. After they had gone some distance, one of the engines broke down. "No problem," Itzik said and carried on at half power. Farther on down the line, the other engine broke down and the train came to a standstill. Itzik decided he should inform the passengers about why the train had stopped, and made the following announcement, "Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck here for some time. The good news is that you decided to take the train and not fly."

Sam Stern was from a wealthy family who had given a significant donation to the Jewish high school and in return it was named Stern Jewish Academy. Sam’s sons went to the school and he was coming in to meet with the principal. As was his habit, he was dressed casually in jeans and a golf shirt. Rabbi Epstein, the school principal, was walking through the halls on the way to his appointment. Seeing a student in front of him who was dressed far more casually than the school uniform allowed, Rabbi Epstein scolded the student, saying, “Dressed a little too casually for a Stern man, aren’t we?” Sam Stern turned around and said, "No, this is exactly how this Stern man dresses…”