Humour from Barely Adventist

361 topics in this forum

1. Satire:Loma Linda dental hygiene loses accreditation after student graduates single

   By news, November 15, 2016
   • 4 replies
   • 604 views
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   • Jeannieb43
   • November 17, 2016

2. Satire:Report: Adventists feel guiltiest after Sabbath potluck

   By news, March 18, 2016
   • 4 replies
   • 534 views
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   • Gregory Matthews
   • March 29, 2016

3. Satire:Homer Simpson converts to Adventism

   By news, August 2, 2016
   • 4 replies
   • 592 views
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   • phkrause
   • August 8, 2016

4. Satire:Batchelor to play Super Bowl halftime show

   By news, February 7, 2016
   • 3 replies
   • 592 views
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   • Aliensanctuary
   • February 8, 2016

5. Satire:Adventist disfellowshipped for jumping church potluck line

   By news, May 6, 2016
   • 3 replies
   • 652 views
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   • GayatfootofCross
   • May 7, 2016

6. Satire:Report: Adventists WAY more productive one hour before Friday sunset

   By news, May 20, 2016
   • 3 replies
   • 513 views
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   • Aliensanctuary
   • May 22, 2016

7. Satire:Adventist vegan rushed to hospital after carrot overdose

   By news, July 26, 2016
   • 3 replies
   • 467 views
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   • JoeMo
   • July 27, 2016

8. Satire:Landfills beg Adventists to stop carpeting cities with free Great Controversy paperbacks

   By news, August 18, 2016
   • 3 replies
   • 468 views
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   • Green Cochoa
   • August 19, 2016

9. Satire:OBG – Slideshow: 15 Greatest disappointments of Adventists

   By news, August 31, 2016
   • 3 replies
   • 480 views
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   • Jeannieb43
   • September 1, 2016

10. Satire:Adventist Wendy’s Exec brings back haystacks to menu

    By news, October 30, 2016
    • 3 replies
    • 577 views
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    • rudywoofs (Pam)
    • October 31, 2016

11. Satire:Trump deports entirety of Adventist Religious Liberty department to Sweden

    By news, February 19, 2017
    • 3 replies
    • 516 views
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    • CoAspen
    • February 26, 2017

12. Satire:Christian Bale reads 28 Fundamentals, changes first name to ‘Adventist’

    By news, March 8, 2017
    • 3 replies
    • 462 views
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    • rudywoofs (Pam)
    • March 9, 2017

13. Satire:“Let It Go” chosen as Adventist coffee-quitting anthem

    By news, May 16, 2017
    • 3 replies
    • 687 views
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    • aka
    • May 17, 2017

14. Satire:Adventist Church bans organs for scaring little children

    By news, November 21, 2016
    • 2 replies
    • 544 views
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    • phkrause
    • November 22, 2016

15. Satire:Trump to ban haystacks for being Mexican

    By news, November 18, 2016
    • 2 replies
    • 551 views
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    • rudywoofs (Pam)
    • November 19, 2016

16. Satire:Adventist Church claims Ellen White was “Original Wonder Woman”

    By news, June 5, 2017
    • 2 replies
    • 770 views
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    • aka
    • June 8, 2017

17. Satire:Michelle Obama launches Friday Night Haystacks as White House tradition

    By news, March 25, 2016
    • 2 replies
    • 494 views
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    • phkrause
    • March 26, 2016

18. Satire:SPECIAL REPORT: Tragedy that it took tragedy for Adventists to love gays

    By news, June 13, 2016
    • 2 replies
    • 452 views
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    • JoeMo
    • June 13, 2016

19. Satire:FDA confirms that calories don’t count on Sabbath

    By news, September 16, 2016
    • 2 replies
    • 514 views
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    • JoeMo
    • September 16, 2016

20. Satire:Adventist church to increase permissible number of haystack toppings to 29

    By news, September 27, 2016
    • 2 replies
    • 505 views
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    • phkrause
    • October 1, 2016

21. Satire:Adventist Church: Phones that ring in services to be confiscated as offering

    By news, October 25, 2016
    • 2 replies
    • 502 views
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    • Raphael
    • October 26, 2016

22. Satire:Mel Gibson to direct Adventist history film “Ellen Gets Stoned”

    By news, March 2, 2017
    • 2 replies
    • 520 views
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    • CoAspen
    • March 13, 2017

23. Satire:Carson declines Trump’s Ambassador to the Vatican job offer

    By news, November 16, 2016
    • 1 reply
    • 561 views
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    • rudywoofs (Pam)
    • November 16, 2016

24. Satire:Adventist Church reprimands Union College for slipping okra into haystacks

    By news, February 11, 2016
    • 1 reply
    • 522 views
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    • JoeMo
    • February 11, 2016

25. Carlton Byrd to donate Armani bow tie endorsement cash to Oakwood

    By Stan, February 5, 2016
    • 1 reply
    • 500 views
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    • phkrause
    • February 7, 2016