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Four-Leaf Clover Joke

Q: Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
A: Because you might press your luck!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Trampoline Joke

Q: What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
A: Spring-time!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Cloud Joke

Q: What does a cloud wear under his pants?
A: Thunderwear

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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April Joke

Q: Why is everyone so tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a long 31-day March

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Spring Joke

Q: What did the flower when spring arrived?
A: What a re-leaf!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Q: How do you make an apple turnover?

A: You push it down a hill

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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PHKRAUSE

both the  flower joke and apple joke were funny and cute

dgrimm60

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Mountain Joke

Q: What do you call a funny mountain?
A: Hill-arious!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Owl Joke

Q: What do you call an owl with a low voice?
A: A growl!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Watch Joke

Q: Why was the boy sitting on his watch?
A: Because he wanted to be on time.

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Report Card Joke

Q: Why was the report card all wet? 
A: Because the grades were all below C-level! 

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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School Joke

Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A: He wanted to go to high school.

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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PHKRAUSE

:CD::excited::announce::shofar:

 

dgrimm60

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Wife: "Are you even listening to what I'm saying?!

Husband: "That's a heck of a way to start a conversation!

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JOEMO

that was cute and funny

dgrimm60

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