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When the western mothers feed their babies with a small spoon, with what do Asian mothers feed their babies, tooth picks? 

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WHBAE

  that was  funny  and  cute

 

dgrimm60

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Atom Joke

Q: Why can't you trust an atom?
A: Because they make up everything!

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Milk Joke

Q: What do you call a cow that can't produce any milk?
A: A milk dud.

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Eskimo Joke

Q: How do Eskimos make their beds?
A: With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Broom Joke

Q: Why was the broom late?

A: It over swept!

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Hair Salon Joke

Q: How do hair stylists speed up their job?
A: They take short cuts!

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Fly Joke

Q: What has four wheels and flies?

A: A garbage truck.

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Haunting Joke

Q: What streets do ghosts haunt?
A: Dead ends.

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Spider Marriage Joke

Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married?
A: Newly-webs!

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Can Joke

Q: Why did the can-crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Clock Joke

Q: How do you know if your clock is crazy?

A: It goes "cuckoo!"

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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PHKRAUSE

 all three  joke  were  funny  and  cute

dgrimm60

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Shrimp Joke

Q: Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?
A: Because he was a little shellfish.

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Moon Joke

Q: How do you know when the moon is going broke?
A: When it's down to a quarter!

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Banana Joke


Q: What did the doctor say to the banana?

A: How ya peelin?!

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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PHKRAUSE

both the moon and banana jokes were  funny and  cute

dgrimm60

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