Members phkrause Posted June 2, 2017 Author Members Posted June 2, 2017 Milk Joke Q: What do you call a cow that can't produce any milk? A: A milk dud. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted June 7, 2017 Author Members Posted June 7, 2017 Train Joke Q: How do trains hear?A: With engine-ears! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted June 9, 2017 Author Members Posted June 9, 2017 Door Joke Q: What did the inventor of the door-knocker win? A: The no-bell prize. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted June 14, 2017 Author Members Posted June 14, 2017 Cantaloupe Joke Q: Why did the cantaloupe jump into the lake? A: It wanted to be a watermelon. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted June 15, 2017 Author Members Posted June 15, 2017 Flower Joke Q: What kind of flower is on your face? A: Tulips! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted June 21, 2017 Author Members Posted June 21, 2017 Smartphone Joke Q: Why did the smartphone need glasses? A: Because it lost all of its contacts! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted June 22, 2017 Author Members Posted June 22, 2017 Opera Joke Q: Why did the opera singer go sailing? A: Because she wanted to hit the high Cs! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted June 27, 2017 Author Members Posted June 27, 2017 Pig Talk Joke Q: How do pigs talk?A: Swine language! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted June 29, 2017 Author Members Posted June 29, 2017 Porcupine Joke Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? A: Ouch Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted July 5, 2017 Author Members Posted July 5, 2017 Swimming Joke Q: Where will you find a swimmer who can't believe he's drowning? A: In de-Nile! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted July 7, 2017 Author Members Posted July 7, 2017 Pencil Joke Q: What do you call a story about a broken pencil? A: Pointless. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted July 11, 2017 Author Members Posted July 11, 2017 Tomato Joke Q: What did the late tomato say to the early tomato? A: "I'll ketch up!" Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
JoeMo Posted July 12, 2017 Posted July 12, 2017 Q: What do you get when you put babies in the army? A:Â INFANTRY!! Â Q: How do you make a corn cob smooth? A: Kernel Sanders!! phkrause 1 Quote
Members phkrause Posted July 13, 2017 Author Members Posted July 13, 2017 Scarecrow Joke Q: Why did the scarecrow get an award? A: Because he was out standing in his field! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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