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Bird Joke

Q: Why don’t birds follow directions?
A: They like to wing it!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Pig Joke

Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A: A pork chop.

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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both the bird and pig jokes were  funny  and  cute

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Pencil Box Joke

Q: Who's in charge of the pencil box?
A: The ruler!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Penguin Joke

Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
A: Lost!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Clowns Joke

Q: What do you do if you're attacked by a group of clowns?
A: Go for the juggler.

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Coffee Joke

Q: What is the opposite of a coffee?
A: A sneezy

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Valentine's Day Joke

Q: What Valentine's Day candy is best to give a girl?
A: Her-She Kisses

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Horse Joke

Q: What kind of horses go out after dusk?
A: Nightmares!

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Golfer Joke

Q: Why do golfers carry an extra pair of socks?
A: In case they get a hole in one

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Coffee Joke

Q: What do you call a sad coffee?
A: A depresso

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Worm Joke

Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from another?
A: Tickle the middle and see which end laughs

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Grass Joke

Q: Why is grass so dangerous?
A: Because it's full of blades

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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River Joke

Q: Why is a river rich?
A: Because it has two banks

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2

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