Members phkrause Posted November 21, 2017 Author Members Posted November 21, 2017 Farm Joke Q: Why do milking stools only have three legs? A: 'Cause the cow's got the udder! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted November 25, 2017 Author Members Posted November 25, 2017 Capital Quiz Q: What is the capital of Washington?A: The W Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted November 28, 2017 Author Members Posted November 28, 2017 Number Joke Q: What do you call a number that can’t keep still? A: A roamin’ numeral! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted November 30, 2017 Author Members Posted November 30, 2017 Bird Joke Q: What do you call a bird in the winter?A: A Brrrrrrr-d! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted December 2, 2017 Author Members Posted December 2, 2017 Basketball Player Joke Q: Why do basketball players wear bibs? A: Because they dribble a lot. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted December 5, 2017 Author Members Posted December 5, 2017 Polar Bear Joke Q: Why does a polar bear have a fur coat?A: Because he would look silly in a jacket Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
dgrimm60 Posted December 6, 2017 Posted December 6, 2017 PHKRAUSE both the basketball and polar bear were cute and funny dgrimm60 Quote
Members phkrause Posted December 9, 2017 Author Members Posted December 9, 2017 Rain Joke Q: When does it rain money? A: When there's a change in the weather! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted December 13, 2017 Author Members Posted December 13, 2017 Alligator Joke Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?A: An investigator Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
dgrimm60 Posted December 13, 2017 Posted December 13, 2017 PHKRAUSE both the weather and alligator ones were funny and cute dgrimm60 Quote
Members phkrause Posted December 22, 2017 Author Members Posted December 22, 2017 Christmas Joke Q: What happens if you eat too many Christmas decorations? A: You get "Tinsel"-itis! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted December 24, 2017 Author Members Posted December 24, 2017 Star Wars Joke Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? A: He felt his presents! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
dgrimm60 Posted December 25, 2017 Posted December 25, 2017 PHKRAUSE both the Christmas joke and Star Wars joke were cute and funny dgrimm60 Quote
Members phkrause Posted December 27, 2017 Author Members Posted December 27, 2017 Running Gag Q: What runs but never walks?A: Water! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted December 28, 2017 Author Members Posted December 28, 2017 Snowman Joke Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: Frosted flakes! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
dgrimm60 Posted December 31, 2017 Posted December 31, 2017 PHKRAUSE both the running and snowman jokes were funny and cute dgrimm60 Quote
Members phkrause Posted January 7, 2018 Author Members Posted January 7, 2018 Bagel Joke Q: What kind of bagel can fly? A: A plain bagel! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted January 12, 2018 Author Members Posted January 12, 2018 Hungry Joke Q: What do you eat when you're cold and angry? A: A brrrgrrr! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted January 18, 2018 Author Members Posted January 18, 2018 Elephant Joke Q: What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?A: Stuck! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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