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Cinderella Joke

Q: Why was Cinderella so bad at sports? 
A: Because she had a pumpkin for a coach!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Sun Joke

Q: Why didn't the sun go to college?
A: Because it already had a million degrees.

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Piano Joke

Q: Why are pianos hard to open?

A: The keys are inside

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Pony Joke

Q: What did the pony say when he fell over?
A: I've fallen and I can't giddy-up!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Pony Joke

Q: What did the pony say when he fell over?
A: I've fallen and I can't giddy-up!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Knight Joke

Q: What is a knight’s favorite fish?
A: Sword fish

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Ocean Joke

Q: How do you cut a wave in half?

A: Use a sea saw.

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Rain Joke

Q: How do you know if it's raining cats and dogs?
A: You step in a poodle!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Planet Joke

Q: What kind of music do planets sing?
A: Neptunes!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Pizza Joke

Q: Want to hear a pizza joke?
A: Nevermind, it's too cheesy.

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Sesame Joke

Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?
A: Because he was on a roll.

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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State Joke

Q: What did Tennessee?
A: The same thing as Arkansas

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Candy Joke

Q: Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?
A: Because he wanted sweet dreams!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2

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