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PHKRAUSE

 glad  to  see  you can  post  again

dgrimm60

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Cow Joke

 
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef!

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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On 7/16/2016 at 8:14 PM, dgrimm60 said:

PHKRAUSE

 glad  to  see  you can  post  again

dgrimm60

Not really! The only time I can post in humor, is when I can use my wife's Dell computer. Still can't post from my mac in this thread!! ;(

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Pig Talk Joke

 
Q: How do pigs talk?
A: Swine language!

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Sea Monster Joke

Q: What do sea monsters eat?

A: Fish and ships!

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Frog Joke

Q: What did the frog order at the diner?

A: French flies and a Diet Croak.

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Penny Joke

Q: What did one penny say to the other penny?

A: We make cents together!

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Ghost Sneeze Joke

Q: How does a ghost sneeze?

A: Ahh...ahh...ahh...BOO!

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Chef Joke

Q: Why did the cook get sent to jail?

A: Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!

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Bird Joke


Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?

A: Because it's too far to walk.

phkrause

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Fork Joke

Q: What did the fork say to the knife?

A: "You're looking sharp!"

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Tree Joke

Q: What kind of tree do fingers grow on?
A: A palm tree!

phkrause

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Tomato Joke

Q: What did the late tomato say to the early tomato?
A: "I'll ketch up!"

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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PHKRAUSE

 that was  cute  and  funny about the  tomoto

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Tomato Joke

Q: What did the late tomato say to the early tomato?
A: "I'll ketch up!"

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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PHKRAUSE

 that was  cute  and  funny about the  tomoto

dgrimm60

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Mississippi Joke

Q: Why does the Mississippi river see so well?
A: Because it has four eyes!

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Riddle Joke

Q: What's always on the way, but never arrives?
 
A: The future!

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Cloud Joke

Q: How do you wrap a cloud?
 
A: With a rainbow

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Snowman Joke

Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads?
 
A: Ice caps

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Scarf Joke

Q: What did the scarf say to the hat?
 
A: "I'll hang around, you go on a-head!"

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2

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