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Moon Joke

Q: When is the moon heaviest?

A: When it's full

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Nutty Joke

Q:What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?

A: CASHEW!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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18 Legs Joke

Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Cow Joke

Q: Where do cows go on their first date?

A: To the moooovies.

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Suspenders Joke

Q: Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Frog Joke

Q: What kind of shoes do frogs wear?

A: Open toad.

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Cowboy Joke

Q: Why do cowboys ride horses?

A: Because they are too heavy to carry!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Pastry Joke

Q: What was the musician’s favorite pastry?
A: A drumroll

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Book Joke

Q: Where do books sleep?
A: Under their covers

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Basketball Player Joke

Q: Why do basketball players wear bibs?
A: Because they dribble a lot.

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Cloud Joke

Q: How do you wrap a cloud?

A: With a rainbow

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Evaporating Cat Joke

Q: What do you feed a disappearing cat?

A: Evaporated milk

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Knight Joke

Q: What is a knight’s favorite fish?
A: Sword fish

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Rabbit Joke

Q: Why didn’t the rabbit trust the comb?
A: Because he heard it teased hares.

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Bird Joke

 
Q: Why don’t birds follow directions?
A: They like to wing it!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2

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