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Elephant Joke

Q: What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

A: Stuck!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Can't tell that joke to kids today... they don't know what a phone booth is

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Very true Kevin

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Door Joke

Q: When is a door not a door?

A: When it's ajar.

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Spanish word of the day: Ebola. My friend went bowling and Ebola perfect game.

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Spanish word of the day: Ebola. My friend went bowling and Ebola perfect game.

ROFLMHO

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Skeleton Joke

Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? 

A: He had no body to go with.

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What Did the Cannibal Say…

 

Q. What did the cannibal say when he came upon a sleeping missionary.

A. "Ah! Breakfast in bed."

 

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Dog Joke

Q: What goes tick, tick, woof, woof?
A: A watch dog!

 

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Silkworm Joke

Q: What happened when two silkworms got into a race?
A: It ended in a tie.

 

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A rich man brings a suitcase to Heaven

 
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth with him. 
 
An angel hears his plea and appears to him. "Sorry, but you can't take your wealth with you." The man implores the angel to speak to God to see if He might bend the rules. 
 
The man continues to pray that his wealth could follow him. The angel reappears and informs the man that God has decided to allow him to take one suitcase with him. Overjoyed, the man gathers his largest suitcase and fills it with pure gold bars and places it beside his bed. 
 
Soon afterward the man dies and shows up at the Gates of Heaven to greet St. Peter. St. Peter seeing the suitcase says, "Hold on, you can't bring that in here!" 
 
But, the man explains to St. Peter that he has permission and asks him to verify his story with the Lord. Sure enough, St. Peter checks and comes back saying, "You're right. You are allowed one carry-on bag, but I'm supposed to check its contents before letting it through." 
 
St. Peter opens the suitcase to inspect the worldly items that the man found too precious to leave behind and exclaims, "You brought pavement?!!!"

 

:biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

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Can Joke

Q: Why did the can-crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing

 

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Beard Joke

Q: Why did the man start liking facial hair?
A: Dunno, it just grew on him.

 

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Grape Joke

Q: What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?
A: Nothing, it just lets out a little wine

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Wetter Joke


Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?

A: A towel.

 

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Rhinoceros Joke


Q: How do you stop a rhinoceros from charging?

A: Take away his credit card!

 

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Faith Elements
 
Q: Photons have mass?

A: I didn’t even know they were Catholic!

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Bicycle Joke

Q: Why do bicycles fall over?
A: Because they're two-tired!

 

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Pepper Joke
 
Q: What does a nosy pepper do?
A: It gets jalapeño business.

 

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Train Joke
 
Q: How does a train eat?
A: It goes chew chew!

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Pterodactyl Joke

Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
A: Because the “P” is silent.

 

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The Buddha's Vacuum Cleaner
 
Q: Why did it take the Buddha forever to vacuum his sofa?

A: Because he didn't have any attachments.

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Cantaloupe Joke

Q: Why did the cantaloupe jump into the lake?
A: It wanted to be a watermelon.

 

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Shrimp Joke

Q: Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?
A: Because he was a little shellfish.

 

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Flower Joke

Q: What kind of flower is on your face?
A: Tulips!

 

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2

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