Members phkrause Posted October 9, 2014 Author Members Posted October 9, 2014 Elephant Joke Q: What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? A: Stuck! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Moderators Kevin H Posted October 9, 2014 Moderators Posted October 9, 2014 Can't tell that joke to kids today... they don't know what a phone booth is Quote
Members phkrause Posted October 11, 2014 Author Members Posted October 11, 2014 Very true Kevin Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted October 17, 2014 Author Members Posted October 17, 2014 Door Joke Q: When is a door not a door? A: When it's ajar. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Narcah Posted October 18, 2014 Posted October 18, 2014 Spanish word of the day: Ebola. My friend went bowling and Ebola perfect game. Kevin H 1 Quote -Jason Youtube.com/narcah
Members phkrause Posted October 18, 2014 Author Members Posted October 18, 2014 Spanish word of the day: Ebola. My friend went bowling and Ebola perfect game. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted October 23, 2014 Author Members Posted October 23, 2014 Skeleton Joke Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? A: He had no body to go with. Kevin H 1 Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted October 26, 2014 Author Members Posted October 26, 2014 What Did the Cannibal Say… Q. What did the cannibal say when he came upon a sleeping missionary.A. "Ah! Breakfast in bed." Kevin H 1 Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted October 30, 2014 Author Members Posted October 30, 2014 Dog Joke Q: What goes tick, tick, woof, woof? A: A watch dog! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted November 5, 2014 Author Members Posted November 5, 2014 Silkworm Joke Q: What happened when two silkworms got into a race? A: It ended in a tie. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted November 6, 2014 Author Members Posted November 6, 2014 A rich man brings a suitcase to Heaven There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth with him. An angel hears his plea and appears to him. "Sorry, but you can't take your wealth with you." The man implores the angel to speak to God to see if He might bend the rules. The man continues to pray that his wealth could follow him. The angel reappears and informs the man that God has decided to allow him to take one suitcase with him. Overjoyed, the man gathers his largest suitcase and fills it with pure gold bars and places it beside his bed. Soon afterward the man dies and shows up at the Gates of Heaven to greet St. Peter. St. Peter seeing the suitcase says, "Hold on, you can't bring that in here!" But, the man explains to St. Peter that he has permission and asks him to verify his story with the Lord. Sure enough, St. Peter checks and comes back saying, "You're right. You are allowed one carry-on bag, but I'm supposed to check its contents before letting it through." St. Peter opens the suitcase to inspect the worldly items that the man found too precious to leave behind and exclaims, "You brought pavement?!!!" :biglaugh: :biglaugh: Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted November 6, 2014 Author Members Posted November 6, 2014 Can Joke Q: Why did the can-crusher quit his job? A: Because it was soda pressing Kevin H 1 Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted November 12, 2014 Author Members Posted November 12, 2014 Beard Joke Q: Why did the man start liking facial hair? A: Dunno, it just grew on him. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted November 14, 2014 Author Members Posted November 14, 2014 Grape Joke Q: What does a grape say when it gets stepped on? A: Nothing, it just lets out a little wine Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted November 18, 2014 Author Members Posted November 18, 2014 Wetter Joke Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?A: A towel. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted November 20, 2014 Author Members Posted November 20, 2014 Rhinoceros Joke Q: How do you stop a rhinoceros from charging? A: Take away his credit card! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted November 20, 2014 Author Members Posted November 20, 2014 Faith Elements Q: Photons have mass?A: I didn’t even know they were Catholic! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted November 26, 2014 Author Members Posted November 26, 2014 Bicycle Joke Q: Why do bicycles fall over? A: Because they're two-tired! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted November 27, 2014 Author Members Posted November 27, 2014 Pepper Joke Q: What does a nosy pepper do? A: It gets jalapeño business. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted December 5, 2014 Author Members Posted December 5, 2014 Train Joke Q: How does a train eat? A: It goes chew chew! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted December 9, 2014 Author Members Posted December 9, 2014 Pterodactyl Joke Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? A: Because the “P” is silent. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted December 14, 2014 Author Members Posted December 14, 2014 The Buddha's Vacuum Cleaner Q: Why did it take the Buddha forever to vacuum his sofa?A: Because he didn't have any attachments. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted December 17, 2014 Author Members Posted December 17, 2014 Cantaloupe Joke Q: Why did the cantaloupe jump into the lake? A: It wanted to be a watermelon. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted December 18, 2014 Author Members Posted December 18, 2014 Shrimp Joke Q: Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure? A: Because he was a little shellfish. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted December 23, 2014 Author Members Posted December 23, 2014 Flower Joke Q: What kind of flower is on your face? A: Tulips! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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