Members phkrause Posted December 26, 2014 Author Members Posted December 26, 2014 Star Wars Joke Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? A: He felt his presents! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted December 30, 2014 Author Members Posted December 30, 2014 Traffic Joke Q: What did the traffic light say to the car? A: Don't look, I'm changing! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted January 2, 2015 Author Members Posted January 2, 2015 Seashore Joke Q: What washes up on tiny beaches? A: Microwaves! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
David Clement Posted January 2, 2015 Posted January 2, 2015 Did you know Jesus and the apostles had a car? They where all in one Accord. Quote
Members phkrause Posted January 3, 2015 Author Members Posted January 3, 2015 Good one David Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted January 6, 2015 Author Members Posted January 6, 2015 A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker: "If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go." Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted January 6, 2015 Author Members Posted January 6, 2015 A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker: "Life isn't too short. It's the longest thing anyone will ever do." Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted January 6, 2015 Author Members Posted January 6, 2015 Horse Joke Q: What kind of horses go out after dusk? A: Nightmares! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted January 7, 2015 Author Members Posted January 7, 2015 Pirate Joke Q: How much does a pirate pay for corn? A: A buccaneer! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted January 10, 2015 Author Members Posted January 10, 2015 The doorbell rang, and the lady of the house discovered a workman, complete with tool chest, on the front door. “Lady,” he announced, “I’m the piano tuner.” The lady exclaimed, “Why, I didn’t send for a piano tuner.” The man replied, “I know, but our neighbors did.” Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted January 13, 2015 Author Members Posted January 13, 2015 Farm Joke Q: Why do milking stools only have three legs? A: 'Cause the cow's got the udder! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted January 16, 2015 Author Members Posted January 16, 2015 Cow Bell Joke Q: Why do cows wear bells? A: Because their horns don't work Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted January 20, 2015 Author Members Posted January 20, 2015 Bicycle Joke Q: Why do bicycles fall over? A: Because they're two-tired! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted January 23, 2015 Author Members Posted January 23, 2015 Strawberry Joke Q: Why was the little strawberry crying? A: His parents were in a jam. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted January 24, 2015 Author Members Posted January 24, 2015 A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker: "The Lord giveth...the IRS taketh away." Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted January 27, 2015 Author Members Posted January 27, 2015 Clam Joke Q: How do clams call their friends?A: On their shell phones! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted January 29, 2015 Author Members Posted January 29, 2015 Snowman Joke Q: What does Frosty the Snowman eat for breakfast? A: Snow Flakes Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted February 6, 2015 Author Members Posted February 6, 2015 Bull Joke Q: What would you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldozer. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted February 10, 2015 Author Members Posted February 10, 2015 Running Gag Q: What runs but never walks? A: Water! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted February 12, 2015 Author Members Posted February 12, 2015 Clock Joke Q: What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? A: Look, Grandpa! No hands! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted February 19, 2015 Author Members Posted February 19, 2015 Lion Joke Q: Why did the lion eat a light bulb?A: He wanted a light lunch. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted February 25, 2015 Author Members Posted February 25, 2015 Alien Joke Q: Why can't Martian kitties drink their milk? A: Because it's in flying saucers! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted February 27, 2015 Author Members Posted February 27, 2015 Hero Joke Q: Why did the hero flush the toilet? A: Because it was his duty! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted March 4, 2015 Author Members Posted March 4, 2015 Triceratops Joke Q: What does a Triceratops sit on?A: His Tricerabottom Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted March 5, 2015 Author Members Posted March 5, 2015 Time-Travel Joke Q: What's a light-year? A: It's just like a regular year, but with fewer calories. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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