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Moon Joke

Q: How do you know when the moon is going broke?

A: When it's down to a quarter!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Homework Joke

Q: Why did all the students eat their homework?
A: Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Number Joke

Q: What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
A: A roamin’ numeral!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Pig Joke

Q: What do you call a pig with no friends?
A: A boar

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Soft Drink Joke

 
Q: What state has the smallest soft drinks?
A: Minnesota!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Crab Joke

Q: What do you call a crab who plays baseball?
A: A pinch-hitter!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Shoemaker Joke

Q: Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
A:  Because they have good soles

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Flower Joke

Q: What kind of flower is on your face?
A: Tulips!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Building Joke

Q: What building has the most stories?
A: The library!

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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PHKRAUSE

about the  flower  joke

that was  funny  and  cute

dgrimm60

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PHKRAUSE 

about the  building  joke

that    was  cute and  funny

dgrimm60

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Teddy Bear Joke


Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?

A: Because they’re always stuffed.

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Cookie Joke

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor??

A: It was feeling crumby

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Shaving Joke

Q: Who can shave six times a day, but still have a beard?

A: A barber.

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Rain Joke

 
Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there's a change in the weather!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Bicycle Joke

 
Q: Why do bicycles fall over?
A: Because they're two-tired!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Smartphone Joke

 
Q: Why did the smartphone need glasses?
A: Because it lost all of its contacts!

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Opera Joke

Q: Why did the opera singer go sailing?
A: Because she wanted to hit the high Cs!

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2

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