Members phkrause Posted July 20, 2017 Author Members Posted July 20, 2017 House Joke Q: What animal can jump higher than a house? A: Any animal — a house can't jump. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted July 25, 2017 Author Members Posted July 25, 2017 Fork Joke Q: What did the fork say to the knife?A: "You're looking sharp!" Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Rahab Posted July 26, 2017 Posted July 26, 2017 Q: who was most unhappy that the prodigal son returned? A: the fatted calf Quote
Members phkrause Posted July 28, 2017 Author Members Posted July 28, 2017 Bunny Joke Q: Where does a bunny get breakfast? A: At I-Hop! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted August 2, 2017 Author Members Posted August 2, 2017 Fish Joke Q: What kind of fish does NASA send to space? A: A bass-tronaut! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted August 9, 2017 Author Members Posted August 9, 2017 Party Joke Q: How do you organize a space party? A: You planet early! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted August 10, 2017 Author Members Posted August 10, 2017 Rabbit Joke Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on it. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
dgrimm60 Posted August 11, 2017 Posted August 11, 2017 PHKRAUSE both rabbit joke and party joke were funny and cute dgrimm60 Quote
Members phkrause Posted August 17, 2017 Author Members Posted August 17, 2017 Mouse Joke Q: What is gray, has four legs, a tail, and a trunk? A: A mouse on vacation. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted August 22, 2017 Author Members Posted August 22, 2017 Cheerleader Joke Q: Why do ghosts make such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have so much spirit! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted August 25, 2017 Author Members Posted August 25, 2017 Elephant Joke Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a flea? A: An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted August 26, 2017 Author Members Posted August 26, 2017 Bed Joke Q: Did you hear the joke about the bed? A: No? That's because it hasn't been made up yet! Kevin H 1 Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted August 29, 2017 Author Members Posted August 29, 2017 Seashore Joke Q: What washes up on tiny beaches? A: Microwaves! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted September 1, 2017 Author Members Posted September 1, 2017 Cereal Joke Q: What goes snap, crackle, squeak? A: Mice Krispies. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted September 2, 2017 Author Members Posted September 2, 2017 Noodle Joke Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An impasta! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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