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Clock Joke

Q: What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
 
A: Look, Grandpa! No hands!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Tree Joke

Q: What is a tree's favorite drink?
 
A: Root beer!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Wall Joke


Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?

A: Meet you at the corner.

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Potato Joke

Q: What did the potato name his son?

A: Chip!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Banana Peels Joke


Q: What do you call a shoe made from banana peels?
A: A slipper!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Clock Joke

Q: What has hands but cannot clap?
A: A clock

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Computer joke

Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: It had a virus!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Belt Joke

Q: Why did the belt go to jail?
A: It held up a pair of pants!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Frog Joke

 
Q: What's green and jumps out of its hole on February 2?
A: A groundfrog!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Cow Joke

 
Q: Where do cows go for entertainment?
A: The moo-vies

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Alligator Joke

 
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Space Joke

 
Q: What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer?
A: The space bar!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Squirrel joke

 
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a nut!!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Moon Joke

Q: Why wasn't the moon hungry?
A: Because it was full!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Beach Joke

Q: What did the beach say as the tide came in?
A: Long time no sea!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Math Joke

Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because it had so many problems!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Dog Joke

Q: What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
A: A labracadabrador.

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Eyes joke

Q: What did the left eye say to the right eye?

A: "Between you and me, something smells!"

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Grape Joke

Q: What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Report Card Joke

Q: Why was the report card all wet? 
A: Because the grades were all below C-level! 

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Computer Joke

Q: What does a computer do when it feels hot? 
A: It opens windows!

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2

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