Members phkrause Posted March 10, 2015 Author Members Posted March 10, 2015 Peanut Butter Joke Q: Why did the boy smear peanut butter on the road? A: To go with the traffic jam! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted March 12, 2015 Author Members Posted March 12, 2015 Ghost Joke Q: Why do ghosts make terrible liars? A: Because you can see right through them Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted March 17, 2015 Author Members Posted March 17, 2015 Rabbit Joke Q: What do you call a million rabbits walking backwards? A: A receding hareline! RudyEnext 1 Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted March 20, 2015 Author Members Posted March 20, 2015 Hungry Joke Q: What do you eat when you're cold and angry? A: A brrrgrrr! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted March 24, 2015 Author Members Posted March 24, 2015 Scarecrow joke Q: Why did the scarecrow get a raise? A: He was outstanding in his field. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted March 26, 2015 Author Members Posted March 26, 2015 Dentist Joke Q: What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: Tooth-hurtie Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted April 1, 2015 Author Members Posted April 1, 2015 Hippie Joke Q: Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie? A: He was too far out, man. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted April 9, 2015 Author Members Posted April 9, 2015 Rain Joke Q: How do you know if it's raining cats and dogs? A: You step in a poodle! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted April 14, 2015 Author Members Posted April 14, 2015 Milk Joke Q: What do you call a cow that can't produce any milk? A: A milk dud. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted April 23, 2015 Author Members Posted April 23, 2015 Cinderella Joke Q: Why is Cinderella so bad at sports? A: Because she had a pumpkin for a coach! Stan 1 Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted May 14, 2015 Author Members Posted May 14, 2015 Bagel Joke Q: How do you stop people from stealing your bagel? A: You put lox on it! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted May 19, 2015 Author Members Posted May 19, 2015 Snail Joke Q: What do you do when two snails have a fight?A: Leave them to slug it out! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted May 21, 2015 Author Members Posted May 21, 2015 Cow Joke Q: What has four legs and says OOM?A: A cow walking backwards Stan 1 Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
GayatfootofCross Posted May 24, 2015 Posted May 24, 2015 (edited) i chuckle every time Edited May 24, 2015 by GayatfootofCross Stan and Kevin H 2 Quote For all Eternity God waited in anticipation for You to show up to give You a Message - YOUR INCLUDED !!! { a merry dance }?️? " If you tarry 'til you're better You will never come at all " .. "I Will Rise" by the late great saved Glen Campbell If your picture of God is starting to feel too good to be true, you're starting to move in the right direction. "My bounty is as boundless as the sea, My love as deep; the more I give to thee, The more I have, for both are infinite." Romeo and Juliet
Members phkrause Posted May 27, 2015 Author Members Posted May 27, 2015 Eyeball Joke Q: What has one eye but cannot see?A: A needle. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted May 28, 2015 Author Members Posted May 28, 2015 Door Joke Q: What did the inventor of the door-knocker win?A: The no-bell prize. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted May 30, 2015 Author Members Posted May 30, 2015 I'm really glad that they were not both "funny and cute" or "cute and funny" at the same time. GayatfootofCross 1 Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted June 2, 2015 Author Members Posted June 2, 2015 Another Fish Joke Q: Why are fish so smart?A: Because they live in schools. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted June 5, 2015 Author Members Posted June 5, 2015 Lion Joke Q: Why did the lion eat a light bulb?A: He wanted a light lunch. Naomi 1 Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Administrators Naomi Posted June 5, 2015 Administrators Posted June 5, 2015 Quote If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God
Members phkrause Posted June 10, 2015 Author Members Posted June 10, 2015 Pirate Joke Q: Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?A: It was rated ARR! GayatfootofCross 1 Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted June 11, 2015 Author Members Posted June 11, 2015 Cookie Joke Q: Why was the cookie sad?A: Because his mom was a wafer so long. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted June 19, 2015 Author Members Posted June 19, 2015 Room Joke Q: What area of a room is typically the warmest? A: The corner — it's always about 90 degrees! Kevin H 1 Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted June 25, 2015 Author Members Posted June 25, 2015 Piano Joke Q: Why are pianos hard to open?A: The keys are inside Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted June 30, 2015 Author Members Posted June 30, 2015 Farm Joke Q: How did the farmer fix his jeans?A: With a cabbage patch! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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