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Peanut Butter Joke

Q: Why did the boy smear peanut butter on the road?
A: To go with the traffic jam!

 

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Ghost Joke

Q: Why do ghosts make terrible liars?
A: Because you can see right through them

 

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Rabbit Joke

Q: What do you call a million rabbits walking backwards?
A: A receding hareline!

 

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Hungry Joke

Q: What do you eat when you're cold and angry?
A: A brrrgrrr!

 

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Scarecrow joke

Q: Why did the scarecrow get a raise?
A: He was outstanding in his field.

 

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Dentist Joke

Q: What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?
A: Tooth-hurtie

 

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Hippie Joke

Q: Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
A: He was too far out, man.

 

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Rain Joke
Q: How do you know if it's raining cats and dogs?
A: You step in a poodle!

 

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Milk Joke
Q: What do you call a cow that can't produce any milk?
A: A milk dud.

 

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Cinderella Joke
Q: Why is Cinderella so bad at sports? 
A: Because she had a pumpkin for a coach!

 

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Bagel Joke

Q: How do you stop people from stealing your bagel?
A: You put lox on it!

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Snail Joke

Q: What do you do when two snails have a fight?

A: Leave them to slug it out!

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Cow Joke


Q: What has four legs and says OOM?

A: A cow walking backwards

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i chuckle every time

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For all Eternity God waited in anticipation for  You  to show up to give You a Message - YOUR INCLUDED !!! { a merry dance }?️‍?

" If you tarry 'til you're better
You will never come at all "   .. "I Will Rise" by the late great saved  Glen Campbell

If your picture of God is starting to feel too good to be true, you're starting to move in the right direction. :candle:

 

"My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite."

Romeo and Juliet

 

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Eyeball Joke


Q: What has one eye but cannot see?

A: A needle.

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Door Joke

Q: What did the inventor of the door-knocker win?

A: The no-bell prize.

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I'm really glad that they were not both "funny and cute" or "cute and funny" at the same time. :)

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Another Fish Joke


Q: Why are fish so smart?

A: Because they live in schools.

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Lion Joke

Q: Why did the lion eat a light bulb?

A: He wanted a light lunch.

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ROFLMHOROFLMHO

If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God

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Pirate Joke

Q: Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

A: It was rated ARR!

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Cookie Joke

Q: Why was the cookie sad?
A: Because his mom was a wafer so long.

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Room Joke

Q: What area of a room is typically the warmest?
A: The corner — it's always about 90 degrees!

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Piano Joke

Q: Why are pianos hard to open?

A: The keys are inside

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Farm Joke

Q: How did the farmer fix his jeans?

A: With a cabbage patch!

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2

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